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02:50.10stderr-fozzmoo: Warren wins.  Imagine that.
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04:53.07stderr-I've been playing my own drinking game.  Loving it.
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05:09.21fadeinWHY ARE ALL YOU PEOPLE VOTING FOR INCUMBENTS?!?
05:09.30fadeinhttp://www.politico.com/2012-election/map/#/Senate/2012/
05:09.48fadeinಠ_ಠ
05:13.29eightyeightstderr-: heh
05:13.37eightyeightstderr-: you beat me to it. :)
05:14.06stderr-eightyeight: ;-)
05:21.08GateWhy are all you people voting for complete douchebags?
05:22.11Q_ContinuumWHAT DO YOU MEAN "YOU PEOPLE"?
05:22.38fadeinQ_Continuum: the majority who has made their voice heard
05:22.51Q_ContinuumI just moved here 6 months ago.
05:23.01Q_ContinuumI don't consider myself in any sort of majority, other htan that 'guns are good'
05:23.45fadeintheir voice is saying "maybe our senators/representatives, who presided over one of the least popular congresses in history, will do better this time"
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05:27.41eightyeightGate: how do you know how i voted?
05:30.28fadeinfor a nation with such a large proportion of incarcerated people, we're actually very forgiving and willing to give second, third, (or in Orrin's case) seventh chances
05:30.45Gateeightyeight: if you didn't, then "you people" didn't refer to you
05:32.15stderr-Obviously, it implies me, since I voted for Obama.
05:32.33Gatestderr-: yep, and all the people who voted for Romney, too
05:32.41stderr-So, let's examine why Obama is a douchebag.
05:32.50GateSure. We can go there.
05:32.56stderr-Continue.
05:34.01Gatestderr-: best article I've read on the subject: http://reason.com/archives/2012/09/13/what-if-november-changes-nothing
05:34.50GateMassive debt, massive increase in Government, reduction in personal freedom at the Federal level (although, as this election seems to be showing the state level is getting *better*)
05:36.33GateDespite running on an anti-war platform in 2008 he has acted largely as any pro-war president would have, continuing, escalating and starting wars practically on a whim
05:36.42stderr-Well Reason is certainly a biased source, but I like it and read it.  I really liked Radley Balko before he escaped to the Huffington Post for, to me, unknown reasons.  
05:37.12stderr-But since you're going the foreign policy route (my, admittedly, expertise), I'd love "go there".
05:37.36Gatestderr-: I'm not arguing that reason is "balanced." They are a libertarian publication. But that article largely shares my point of view.
05:37.39stderr-First off, let's assume that Reason means the NDAA in its references
05:37.41Gatestderr-: expertise?
05:38.04stderr-19D who served in both the 1st cav and 75th rangers as a QRF resource
05:38.09stderr-in Iraq and Afghanistan
05:38.14Gatestderr-: we can go domestic policy too, I'm not shy.
05:38.35stderr-Do you know what the AUMF is (sticking to foreign policy)?
05:38.39Gate(I'm perhaps less informed, but that just makes arguments more fun, doesn't it?)
05:38.48Gatenope, but I have google
05:38.51stderr-domestic policy, there's far more arguments there, especially fiscally.
05:38.56stderr-Ok, google AUMF.
05:39.19stderr-Bush implementation, as far as the reasoning behind indefinite detention.
05:39.42stderr-(and, many, many other executive privileges in re: to foreign policy)
05:40.46stderr-so, while you're reading, let me explain
05:41.19stderr-What AUMF did was give legal appropriation of, nigh literally, anything in the response to "terrorists/terrorism"
05:41.36stderr-You can assassinate people with any vague reading
05:41.58stderr-etc to detention, abduction, or various other things (not defined!) by said bill.
05:42.20Gatestderr-: all this does is elevate congress at the time from their former status of 99.999 douchebag to 99.99999 in my mind.....
05:42.27stderr-what the NDAA did, much to the consternation of both liberal and conservative laymen
05:42.32stderr-Yes, I agree, the AUMF sucked.
05:42.48stderr-but what the NDAA did, which Obama presided over and took a great interest in
05:42.49Gatestderr-: far too vauge, and granting of far too much leeway (on a short reading)
05:43.08stderr-was define what was already happening in legal (challengeable) language
05:43.19stderr-very explicitly, even
05:43.32Gatestderr-: I feel I should explain my ignorance of the situation in 2001: I was 15
05:43.36stderr-thus allowing parties (which there are many, already) to challenge it in the Supreme Court with specific cases
05:43.59stderr-Well I'm almost 31 now, but not important
05:44.24stderr-but the move Obama did, which was only recognized by a couple of legal social communities and barely covered by the media
05:44.46stderr-was a MASTERFUL legal constitutional stroke by a guy who really, really knows constitutional law
05:44.54stderr-when he did that, he really won me over
05:44.59stderr-And a lot of people don't realize that
05:45.09stderr-thus why I was glad you quoted the article that you did ;-)
05:45.42stderr-Honestly, I've been drinking a fair amount in celebration, so I'm a going on soliloquys here.
05:46.07GateLOL, well, enjoy your celebration
05:47.22GateI'm going to hope that somehow the republicans pull their heads out of their collective asses and put forward someone who is worth voting for in four years.
05:48.27stderr-I completely agree with you.
05:48.35Gatestderr-: my problem with him (and Romney as well) is the emphasis on the Government's control of... everything.
05:48.54stderr-well, I actually disagree on that point, as well
05:49.16stderr-having worked for the government (lower case G, becase they deserve that), I know how ineffectual they can be
05:49.18GateThe Government can order me to buy health insurance, tell me what I can and can't do with my own body, tell me what I can and can't buy
05:49.33stderr-But Obama has thrown some bones, against a lot of wailing in the Democratic party, to the private sector
05:50.08stderr-even the anti-standard that some conservatives hold high, "Obamacare", has taken private industry into consideration
05:50.13Gatestderr-: to me that is like saying you bought the wife you just spent an hour beating a necklace.
05:50.53Gatestderr-: My argument against it is rather simple, mainly because I am unwilling to take the time to read the entire law. The individual mandate.
05:51.39GateI'm sure I'd have free market arguments with more details, but most of my information about those parts are fairly vauge. I react negatively to them on reflex, but I don't have complete enough information for a cogent argument
05:51.40stderr-Well, as a son of a practicing physician, I can tell you that she (my mother) thinks the individual mandate is a great idea
05:51.54stderr-You're already paying for emergency coverage of anyone who doesn't have insurance
05:52.01stderr-and other coverage besides that
05:52.29stderr-If you're truly libertarian enough, why go to a hospital for your treatment / medicine?
05:52.36stderr-They're supported by a social contract.
05:53.38stderr-And, trust me, if you have enough money to pay for hospital bills in an emergency / surprise situation, you have enough to invest in insurance that will bring those costs way down.
05:54.38stderr-Don't get me wrong, I don't think that Obamacare was enough.  Our health system is a wreck compared to many, many other countries.
05:54.43GateI judge the individual mandate the way I judge every law: would I personally be willing to use deadly force to enforce that law?
05:54.57stderr-Well that's ridiculous.
05:55.03GateHow so?
05:55.22stderr-So if a cop decided to pat you down, would you shoot them?
05:55.35stderr-Of course you wouldn't.
05:55.39Gate... that is not the argument I was making.
05:55.50stderr-Well that's guaranteed under the Constitution.
05:55.54stderr-The big mama of laws.
05:56.07stderr-Romney giving his concession speech.
05:56.42GateI will take another opportunity not to listen to him.
05:57.00stderr-Did you vote 3rd party?  I'm totally for that.
05:57.09stderr-I like Gary Johnson in some ways.
05:57.13GateYes. Libertarian and Constitution
05:57.21stderr-good stuff.
05:57.32stderr-Gary Johnson is a good man.
05:57.34GateI would far rather he be president than either of the other two
05:57.51Gatebut he never had a chance
05:58.13stderr-fair enough, I wish he did
05:58.38Gatestderr-: what is the price for ignoring any given law, say, tax law?
05:58.47Gateif I don't pay my taxes, what happens?
05:58.57GateFirst, the bill gets bigger
05:59.09GateThen they try to just take it
05:59.32GateThen, they send men with guns to my house to take it.
05:59.55stderr-Well, I believe in taxes and tax enforcement, to a degree.
06:00.00GateAll law, fundamentally, carries the price of government force used against you if you disobey it
06:00.05stderr-I don't believe in the militarization of domestic police forces, however.
06:00.05Gatestderr-: so do I
06:00.18GateThe government is neccecary, we MUST have it and we MUST support it
06:00.34stderr-Hey, obviously, I agree.
06:01.02GateMy argument results in this, though: the government is therefore only justified in dealing with situations where force is justified
06:01.49GateSo, military defense and police are obvious.
06:02.03stderr-I don't know why you think I disagree.
06:02.29Gatestderr-: so would you put a gun to my head if I refuse to buy health insurance?
06:02.54Gatestderr-: because if you want the government to do it, its just going to be a different hand.
06:03.03stderr-Do you think they're going to?
06:03.19GateIf I refuse hard enough, yes.
06:03.48stderr-Do you see that happening in any other western country with far more socialist, and, admittedly, superior health care systems?
06:04.28Gatestderr-: show me people who refuse, and that question will answer itself.
06:05.05Gatethe force in the more socialst countries is just plain taxes.
06:05.08stderr-Let's find some people who don't want health insurance.
06:05.45Gateand what happens when you don't pay your taxes? I think we've established that.
06:06.21stderr-show me evidence of that.
06:06.34GateWesley Snipes.
06:06.41GateAl Capone.
06:06.57GateMen with guns came to their homes and arrested them on the charge of evading taxes.
06:07.11stderr-oh c'mon.
06:07.15stderr-Al Capone?
06:07.29GateIIRC he was arrested and charged with tax evasion
06:07.35stderr-that was much more reflective of the war on alcohol
06:08.02stderr-which is an extension of the argument I was about to make: what about the war on drugs?
06:08.19Gatestderr-: horrifically imorral
06:08.40stderr-Some dude in Ogden was killed a couple years ago by some cops because they served a no-knock warrant and wandered sleepily out of his bedroom with a golf club
06:08.47stderr-taxes aren't the problem here
06:08.51stderr-everyone should be paying taxes
06:08.55Gatestderr-: but its the same force
06:09.16stderr-this drug war crap happens literally every day
06:09.30Gatelaws, including tax laws, are simply and only kept in force by... force.
06:09.31stderr-you have two examples of ridiculous tax dodging
06:09.31Gatestderr-: I agree
06:09.42Gatestderr-: I know, but they were the ones that came to mind
06:10.01stderr-honestly I think if you have enough money (Snipes, *cough* Capone), you should be upholding that social contract
06:10.21stderr-you're driving on roads built by those taxes
06:10.30stderr-if your house catches on fire, it's not IBM putting it out
06:10.36Gatestderr-: how do you regard a perfectly flat tax? same percentage for everyone, no exemptions, no loopholes.
06:10.44stderr-Nope, not a fan of flat tax
06:10.47Gatewhy?
06:10.56stderr-it's amazing it's even presented
06:11.11stderr-given the fact that the rich are paying less than they ever have since the 20s
06:11.14Gateargue against it
06:11.46stderr-American was built on the sponsoring, by the rich, of the middle and lower class.  I make a lot of money, and I pay my fair share.
06:11.47Gatewhy shouldn't we all pay an equal share for the "social contract"? Why should you pay more (proportionally) than me?
06:11.58stderr-And given that, both Romney and Obama are for lowering the corporate tax rate.
06:12.13Gatestderr-: how is your fair share a greater portion of your income than mine?
06:12.27stderr-Gate: I make over 250k a year
06:12.37stderr-and don't exploit the tax system
06:12.37Gateits not updated anymore, but this is the best single evidence I have against the drug war: http://www.cato.org/raidmap/
06:12.39lahwranso, it's happening
06:12.47lahwranhttp://www.reddit.com/r/linux/comments/12qsdb/steam_for_linux_download/
06:12.58Gatestderr-: And I think you should pay the exact same percentage of your income I do.
06:13.04stderr-Gate: I disagree.
06:13.17stderr-Take a look at the greatest growth of America
06:13.22GateYes, I make a helluva lot less than you do, but why should you be punished for that?
06:13.35stderr-Why is that punishment?
06:13.44stderr-My mother fed us on food stamps while she was in med school.
06:13.48lahwranyou both are idiots, don't you know that taxes should be run like a charity
06:13.50Gatestderr-: because the product of your labor is being taken from you by force.
06:14.04stderr-It's not by force.
06:14.12stderr-The amount I'm paying is far less than I'd be paying in the 50s
06:14.26Gatestderr-: try not paying your taxes for a few years and then say that with a straight face.
06:14.31stderr-or any other period of American history except for when Hoover stripped us
06:14.43stderr-Gate: why would I do that?
06:14.46Gateyep. so? I still think its wrong that you pay a different percentage than me.
06:15.00Gatestderr-: is blackmail wrong?
06:15.13Gateis it, or is it not tantamount to the use of force?
06:15.26stderr-It's not blackmail with a progressive tax rate
06:15.45Gatestderr-: I'm saying taxes in general are, not the rate.
06:15.47stderr-A flat tax rate would just balloon the income inequality in this country.
06:16.23Gatestderr-: really? You think that taxes have more of an effect on wealth distribution than the market?
06:17.27stderr-What? Of course not.  How has the market ever improved, ever, in any economy, income inequality?
06:17.39stderr-Show me anything.
06:17.41stderr-Ireland?
06:18.02stderr-The, literally, free-est economy in the world?
06:18.14stderr-They have income equality?
06:18.23stderr-Read up, please.
06:18.28Gatestderr-: am I arguing for equality?
06:18.35stderr-Why wouldn't you?
06:18.51GateBecause people are not equal.
06:18.55stderr-As a more advanced civilization, you don't think we hold some responsibilities?
06:19.03stderr-So if someone goes hungry, f*ck em?
06:19.10stderr-how about if they have cancer?
06:19.26GateWe have, thank God, an ability to improve ourselves. To make ourselves better. Why the hell would I do that if my wage was guaranteed?
06:19.31stderr-How about a communicable disease?
06:19.59stderr-so we don't care for anyone who isn't able to improve themselves?
06:20.22Gatestderr-: congratulations, your putting words into my mouth with staggering efficiency.
06:20.37stderr-So what do we do?
06:20.39Gatestderr-: who's job is it to help the poor?
06:20.47stderr-all of ours.
06:20.47Gateand how should it be done?
06:21.03stderr-So you're relying on private enterprises to help the poor, presumably.
06:21.07stderr-well "private" enterprises.
06:21.11GateIf I put a gun to your head, and say give a beggar a dollar, is that "right"?
06:21.21Gatethat the charity of a thief.
06:21.23stderr-Are you LDS?
06:21.25Gateno
06:21.35stderr-It's not the charity of a thief.
06:21.40stderr-It's the social contract.
06:21.54stderr-Did your father build the roads he drove you from the hospital from?
06:21.56Gatestderr-: no, I don't rely on private enterprise, I would expect to rely on private charity.
06:22.14stderr-Did he hire people to guarantee that the environment you were born into was sterile?
06:22.46stderr-Look, at a smaller populations, the libertarian philosophy certainly works.
06:22.52stderr-You live in the United States.
06:23.18GateWhich happens to be made of these things called "states" and "counties"
06:23.31stderr-One second, my wife needs me.
06:29.58GateWell, I need to focus on what I was supposed to be doing, so my responses will be limited after this, but I will make one closing statement
06:32.01GateYes, we must, as a society co-operate. Roads and hospitals are a neccecity. I think it is foolish to assert that only through the federal government can those goals be achieved. I think it is dangerous to provide that government with such unlimited power that it can literally tell us to buy something, and what to buy.
06:33.51GateAll government is based on the use of force, consider whether or not someone should have guns pointed at them if they try to sell a 17 oz. pepsi in new york, or don't want to buy government approved health-insurance.
07:27.00Q_ContinuumGate: How about if we kept those things to the city/county/state level?
07:27.18Q_ContinuumKeep the 'power' local where folks can influence things.
07:35.38GateQ_Continuum: I still have a problem with it, but that argument is far more theoretical than real. I just can't summon up a passionate argument against the county library or city roads
07:38.29GateQ_Continuum: purely speaking I think those could be achieved with less tax burden, but at the state or local level I can argue my point or simply vote with my feet
07:39.21Gatefor instance, I have declined to move to California several times now purely based on their government and laws
07:41.16Q_ContinuumI have a short-list of states I won't move to.
07:41.20Q_ContinuumMostly gun-law-related.
07:41.36Q_ContinuumCali, NY, Mass, Ill, and there's a few others on the east coast
07:41.41GateQ_Continuum: that is top of my list, the right to self defense and the means of self defense
07:41.55GateQ_Continuum: almost my exact list, too ;)
07:42.48GateI love the bay area for a few reasons, I would probably love living there. I just don't want to deal with California's laws
07:52.27Gatestderr-: on an earlier comment you made, if you perceive me as being ill-read, I would welcome suggestions to add to my reading list. I'm currently on Locke and Hayek
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17:56.37youtahhttps://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/644117_487823614583886_1911165067_n.jpg
17:56.48youtahIt takes all that red to pay for the blue
17:57.37youtahI like it goozbach
17:57.38Migswat
17:58.20Migswhy does the blue largely congregate on the coast?
17:59.11youtahor other major waterways
17:59.15stderr-it congregates in population centers.
17:59.18youtahthey're also the oldest setteled areas
18:00.11Migsthey need the red to pay for their old broken-down houses
18:00.16unum4 years ago salt lake county was also blue
18:00.18youtahlol
18:00.30youtahunum salty water
18:00.36MigsExactly what does this represent?
18:00.48youtahThe counties that voted for Romney vs Obama
18:00.53Migsthat's what I thought
18:01.01unumplaces where people actually live tend to vote democrat, places that more cattle than people tend to vote republican
18:01.20unumsuburbs can be fairly republican
18:01.27youtahbut it is interesting to think
18:01.38youtahall of those blue areas are highly dependant upon the red areas
18:01.51youtahsuch as corn, produce, cattle, chicken, wheat, cotton, etc
18:02.15stderr-I think it's a fairly symbiotic relationship...
18:02.22fugue88I don't actually live where I live.
18:02.29fugue88There are more cows in my house than me.
18:02.31youtahI'm sure if 100% of all trucking/trains/ships stopped, the farmers would get along just fine supporting themselves
18:02.32unummaybe less so now the us doesn't have much manufacturing
18:02.41youtahNew York would turn into a bunch of canabals.
18:02.49Migsthey're not already?
18:02.50unumyoutah: they wouldn't have any vehicle or medicine
18:03.00youtahlol Migs
18:03.33unumnot one single county in MA supported their former governor
18:03.35youtahunum they have their own doctors and vets that are not in the city. Plus they do a lot of that themselves already
18:03.49MigsI'm not sure what exactly that means
18:03.55unumyoutah: they don't make the medicine
18:03.56youtahwhen the closest doctor (still in the red) is 45 minutes away
18:04.05youtahyou've got to be able to take care of your own emergencies.
18:04.18unumthey still don't make their own vaccines
18:04.21youtahBut as far as antibiotics, and such, yeah, that's all grown. etc
18:04.23youtahin the blue
18:04.25stderr-Yes, all of the blue counties are just leeches on the red counties.  
18:04.26stderr-Come on.
18:04.27youtahor out of country
18:04.31stderr-This is ridiculous.  
18:04.40unumit's very symbiotic
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18:05.11youtahI'm just sayin, in an apocalypse, blue is screwed.
18:06.01stderr-Literally the dumbest conversation I've had in months.
18:06.16youtahremove yourself from the conversation and it will fix that
18:06.17youtah:-)
18:06.21youtahducks
18:06.38stderr-No, please continue, this is hilarious.
18:07.08Migshahaha
18:07.09youtahdude, we're just analyzing a map
18:07.23youtahstderr- you're taking it way too seriously
18:07.28stderr-You sound like some confederate landowner just prior to the Civil War.
18:07.42youtahI never said anything about Grits
18:07.42stderr-I'm not taking it seriously, I am literally laughing out loud.
18:07.53romanovicthinks someone has been watching Revolution
18:08.02romanovicwhich is an awesome show, imo
18:08.09youtahand how is pointing out that the blue is mostly all along the waterways funny?
18:08.13stderr-romanovic: watched the first couple, it was decent.
18:08.42stderr-youtah: that isn't funny.  That's a general fact that people have known for ages.
18:08.58stderr-The world's population is clustered around coasts and rivers.
18:09.16romanovicheh, my wife stumbled into a conversation at the gym (in Cali), a couple of ladies were upset at Mormons, because they'll be hoarding all the food away from everyone and living in closed off compounds if things go south
18:09.17stderr-Thus, densely populated areas (that trend Democratic), are around waterways.
18:09.43youtahyeah, and all we're doing is analyzing the correlations between democratic majority counties and geographical locations (at least I was anyway, initially)
18:09.53romanovicto which she replied, she was one such food hoarder, and cordially invited them to share in our goods if anything does actually happen
18:10.17youtahlol romanovic
18:10.59stderr-romanovic: that's funny.  My buddy is a developer at a food storage ecommerce site and they're on their way to having their best day of the year in sales.
18:11.06romanovicWow
18:11.08stderr-which is both amusing and sad.
18:11.08jimaromanovic: but then they'd have to eat MORMON FOOD
18:11.25youtahso you're saying buy stock in ammo?
18:11.32goozbachdoncha know that's how they get ya
18:11.43goozbachcheese potatos and ham dinners
18:11.51youtah~quote DOW
18:12.04goozbachmmmm cheese potatoes and ham
18:12.15youtah~quote DJI
18:12.35fugue88~quote DJIA
18:12.36youtahHow in the world do I get ibot to display the Dow Industrial Average?
18:12.40fugue88huh
18:13.22stderr-yea DOW has plummeted.
18:13.32stderr-2.8 percent in the first two hours
18:13.38youtah~quote GOOG
18:13.40MigsStupid Obama. Why didn't he do anything about that?
18:13.42fugue88~quote ^DJI
18:13.57stderr-mostly banks and energy companies
18:14.03stderr-although I think hospitals spiked dramatically
18:14.16stderr-due to the threat of Obamacare being repealed evaporating.
18:14.43youtah~quote indexdjx
18:14.51youtah~quote djx
18:15.11youtah~quote INDEXDJX:DJI
18:15.17youtahdang
18:15.18youtahlol
18:15.21youtahI give up
18:15.56youtah~quote .DJI
18:16.06youtahokay, now I give up
18:16.20ezakimakibot is depressed about the election.
18:16.53Q_CONTINUUMhands ibot a bottle of vodka
18:17.01Q_CONTINUUMThere, there ibot.
18:17.10jimaibot is lds, you insenstive clod!
18:17.27tensaivirgin vodka?
18:17.35ezakimakone more reason for ibot to be depressed :P
18:17.45Q_CONTINUUM^ lolol
18:18.01Q_CONTINUUMStupid GFS.
18:18.05ezakimaknow he has to buy healthcare for his harem
18:18.18stderr->_<
18:18.26stderr-let's keep it civil.
18:19.32youtahSweet!
18:19.39youtahJust another freaking awesome place to travel http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-20238272
18:19.57ezakimakROFL
18:20.01jimai'm confused...that url says canada.
18:20.06youtahyeah
18:20.11youtahI noticed that too
18:20.13stderr-US/Canada News, presumably.
18:20.13ezakimakwell, the queen owns canada
18:20.15youtahstupid bbc
18:20.24Q_CONTINUUMNews category: "US & Canada"
18:20.37jimaclearly the bbc thinks we're one and the same ;-)
18:20.43stderr-no reason for Puerto Rico not to be a state
18:20.48ezakimaknot enough news in mexico to make the category North America?
18:20.49youtahagreed
18:20.52harleypigCool! ... $25 off a Brazillian wax on AmazonLoca ... just what I was looking for.
18:21.01stderr-they're already U.S. Citizens, they just don't have any representation and can't vote in pres. elections.
18:21.03ezakimakwax on, wax off!
18:21.04jimai disagree with the 51st part
18:21.10Q_CONTINUUMezakimak: 'Latin America' probably gets Mexico lumped in.
18:21.12jimaeveryone knows canada is the 51st state.
18:21.20youtah51st and a half?
18:21.21Q_CONTINUUMstderr-: They also don't pay any taxes.
18:21.24ezakimakand all of south america too?
18:21.25harleypigI thought Peurto Rico was the 51st state
18:21.36Q_CONTINUUMezakimak: Everyone knows SA doesn't matter.
18:21.36ezakimakPR will never become a state
18:21.41Q_CONTINUUMOr counts as 'Latin America'
18:21.46ezakimakBrazil has a big economy last I heard
18:21.48harleypigezakimak: why not?
18:21.51youtahWhy do you think so ezakimak?
18:21.56ezakimakseveral reasons
18:22.18ezakimak1st, it's currently a common wealth, meaning they already pay fed taxes but get hardly any of the benefits in return
18:22.18stderr-both political parties support Puerto Rico's statehood if the population votes for it.
18:22.19youtah80% voted. Obama said he will respect their vote
18:22.44youtah(80% of PR voted for it)
18:22.46Q_CONTINUUMHow many OCD people are going to want more states because 51 isn't a nice round number?
18:22.52ezakimak2nd, the population of PR means that if they became a state, they'd have more congressional representation than a significant majority of other states--precluding winning a 2/3rds vote to do so
18:23.01youtahI'm telling ya, we need to annex cuba
18:23.15youtahwe'd have the best cigars, awesome beaches and killed auto mechanics
18:23.19stderr-the only hurdle is that last night during their election, Puerto Rico's governor who supports statehood was defeated by a guy who supports staying a commonwealth.
18:23.21ezakimakwould be nice to get cuba back in good standing. used to be a great vacation spot
18:23.22jimaQ_CONTINUUM: CDO
18:23.23Q_CONTINUUMyoutah: Why, so we can have more classic cars from the 50's?
18:23.28Q_CONTINUUMjima: Thanks for correcting me.
18:23.37jimaQ_CONTINUUM: no, it's a level thing
18:23.41jimaCDO is more OCD than OCD
18:23.44youtahQ_CONTINUUM exactly
18:24.01jimayou have to be CDO to care about the roundness of the number of states
18:24.05youtahkilled >> killer
18:24.06harleypigPennsylvannia is a commonwealth
18:24.10youtahjust saw my typo
18:24.16ezakimakso is guam
18:24.20ezakimakiirc
18:24.31harleypigguam's not a state
18:24.33youtahokay, forget cuba, how about the bahamas?
18:24.33ezakimakand several other islands
18:24.44youtahwe need it to be 52
18:24.55Q_CONTINUUMCanadia is 51.  PR can be 52.
18:25.01harleypigno ... we need to get rid of 8 states
18:25.04Q_CONTINUUMWe must reserve 51 for Canadia!
18:25.10ezakimakwhy would the queen give us canada? it's her largest land mass
18:25.12youtahharleypig NJ?
18:25.12stderr-Pennsylvania / Kentucky / Massachusetts are all commonwealths, but it has a different meaning.
18:25.20harleypigyoutah: and california
18:25.26Q_CONTINUUMharleypig: Just so we can have 42?
18:25.29harleypigthough ... we need more politicians like Christie
18:25.34harleypigQ_CONTINUUM: yep
18:25.48youtahchubby? okay, I'm fine with that
18:25.53youtahI'm well on my way there
18:25.57youtah(as well)
18:26.09Q_CONTINUUMHow about we merge small crappy east-coast states?
18:26.13harleypigyoutah: if chubby makes a good politician then I'm a *great* one!
18:26.14jimaezakimak: uhm, england didn't "give" us the US
18:26.35youtahexcellent harleypig! I had chocolate covered peanut clusters this morning for breakfast
18:26.48ezakimakwell, everyone suggesting canada become a state, they expecting us to fight the UK for it?
18:26.49Q_CONTINUUMGet the Southern States riled up that Canadia isn't going to keep selling them maple syrup, and within a week we'll have annexed Canadia.
18:26.51harleypigyoutah: :D
18:27.12ezakimaki didn't realize canada was the only source of maple syrup
18:27.25youtah*sigh* my dr told me I need to see a nutritionist this week.
18:27.25Q_CONTINUUMThey're not.  But they're a big one.
18:27.33Q_CONTINUUMTHEY HAVE A STRATEGIC MAPLE SYRUP RESERVE
18:27.39youtah+1
18:27.43Q_CONTINUUMTHEY'RE HOARDING THE MAPLE SYRUP
18:27.44fugue88So, we should bomb them?
18:27.50Q_CONTINUUMYes.
18:27.53harleypigSeriously considering moving to Colorado
18:27.54youtahWTFreak do we not have a maple reserve?
18:27.58ezakimakmaple syrup is not a part of a healthy diet...
18:28.11Q_CONTINUUMIt IS part of a delicious one.
18:28.12youtahit comes from trees
18:28.15ezakimaklol
18:28.16youtahtherefore it's a fruit
18:28.20ezakimakLOL
18:28.22Q_CONTINUUMlolol
18:28.25harleypigmaple syrup is a fruit! :>
18:28.26jimaezakimak: easy, we just need to remind the UK of what happened the last time they resisted.
18:28.30harleypigs/>/D/
18:28.35ezakimaklast time they didn't have james bond
18:28.50jimalast time we didn't have chuck norris. </obligatory>
18:28.54ezakimakhehe
18:28.55Q_CONTINUUMIF maple syrup isn't a fruit then we're vampires for drinking the tree's blood.
18:29.04harleypigWe'd have to divide Canada though ... we don't want Quebec
18:29.14jimaharleypig: hell no. good point. france.
18:29.14Q_CONTINUUMchuck norris is real.  james bond isn't.
18:29.25ezakimakwe already have to deal with spanish speakers. we don't need french also
18:29.31jimaquebec is more like france than england anyway.
18:29.38harleypigChuck Norris is over 70
18:29.41Q_CONTINUUMMeh, make quebec a garbage dump/bombing range/test site
18:29.50eightyeightjames bond doesn't age?
18:30.00youtahalright, I'm bailing on the convo, getting too distracted
18:30.05jimame too.
18:30.05Q_CONTINUUMHe's like The Doctor, he just regenerates into a new 'body'
18:30.08ezakimaki never got why in mlb the "national" league was in fact international...
18:30.08harleypigeightyeight: nope, he transplants himself into new bodies.
18:30.10eightyeightheh
18:30.22eightyeightso, he's hindu
18:30.24eightyeightgot it
18:30.36ezakimakwhen he kills time, it stays dead.
18:32.11unummost maple syrup comes from corn
18:32.29unumcorn that has been rotted with a genitically engineereed form of bacteria
18:32.39unumso it's a vegetable!
18:32.45ezakimakno, corn is a grain
18:32.48unumtrue
18:33.19fugue88unum: That's "maple-flavored syrup".
18:33.25fugue88gags
18:33.49ezakimakyou know, utah doesn't ban all alcohol sales. you can get 180 proof in the grocery store every day of the week
18:33.54eightyeighthigh fructose corn maple syrup
18:34.15ezakimaktastes like vanilla though.
18:34.45Q_CONTINUUMhuh?
18:35.19harleypigQ_CONTINUUM: extracts have a high alchohol content
18:35.34fugue88Like, vanilla extract.
18:36.20harleypigone of my teenagers, on a dare drank a whole (2 oz?) bottle of vanilla.
18:36.35ezakimakthe real extract or the artificial flavored stuff?
18:36.45fugue88Both, I think.
18:36.58ezakimakthe artificial doesn't have nearly the alcohol content iirct
18:36.58ezakimakiirc
18:37.03fugue88ezakimak: nm, I misunderstood.
18:37.09harleypigShe said she couldnt' smell anything vanilla for two days.
18:37.17harleypigs/anything/anything but/
18:37.19ezakimaksensory overload
18:37.26ezakimakhehe
18:37.40ezakimakthat is kinda funny.
18:37.44harleypigand all she got out of it was a screaming headache
18:37.51ezakimaki bet. hang over.
18:38.05harleypigI laughed so hard ... she was offended that i didn't have any sympathy for her. :>
18:38.38ezakimakshe can't hold her liquor.
18:38.49ezakimakthat's equiv. to about a single shot of tequila or vodka
18:39.15harleypigezakimak: oh, she didn't get drunk or anything ... I suspect the overload caused the headache
18:39.31ezakimakprobably
18:39.41harleypigbecause the headache came on within 30 minutes or so of drinking it
18:39.44ezakimaksome extracts/oils are toxic in high doses
18:39.58harleypigyeah
18:40.06ezakimakeg peppermint is neurotoxic
18:40.31ezakimakit's a natural antibacterial
18:40.37ezakimakalso works good to keep mice away
18:41.06eightyeightpeppermint and spearmint are great mice deterrents
18:41.09eightyeight... er, yeag
18:41.10eightyeighth
18:41.12eightyeightheh
18:41.23ezakimaki sprinkle peppermint leaves in my pantry
18:41.40ezakimakyou can also reportedly use drops of the oil
18:42.15eightyeighti grew them along a border fence of my property, where a neighbor had a poorly kept garden
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19:03.34youtahgoozbach I made a function called slashme in my .bashrc file
19:03.56youtahand changed CUSTOM=$1
19:04.18goozbachglad I could help
19:04.31youtahmoreso for kicks and giggles
19:04.41youtahbut it is useful
19:08.18youtahDANGIT ALL OF YOU, I'm wigged out about where the 51st star would go now
19:08.37Q_CONTINUUMhahaha
19:08.43Q_CONTINUUMWhen you figure it out let us know
19:09.07Q_CONTINUUMWE CAN'T ADD ANOTHER STAR TO THE FLAG, PR CAN'T BECOME A STATE.  IT WOULD MAKE THE FLAG LAYOUT NOT PATTERNED
19:09.22Q_CONTINUUMAlso we'd have to have a massive flag-burning ceremony
19:09.40Q_CONTINUUMIT WOULD GIVE A HUGE KICK TO (CHINA'S) ECONOMY AS WE ALL BOUGHT NEW FLAGS
19:10.12youtahlol
19:10.27MigsThey should just sell star stickers that you can stick on the flags
19:10.32MigsThat would be much cheaper
19:11.27MigsIt is kind of stupid, though. 50 is a nice round number. 51 just screws it all up.
19:12.30Q_CONTINUUMTHIS IS THE US-STATE-THUNDERDOME.
19:12.35Q_CONTINUUMTHERE IS A LIMIT OF 50.
19:12.39Q_CONTINUUMFOR ONE TO ENTER, ONE MUST DIE
19:14.49ezakimakor merge
19:15.05harleypigneurotoxic
19:15.06ezakimakwhy does RI have to be a state?
19:15.10Q_CONTINUUMwell one must cease being a state
19:15.11ezakimakit ought to be a county
19:15.11harleypigfeh
19:15.14Migsand why do we have Virginia AND West Virginia?
19:15.17harleypighttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVMziCNFF1I
19:15.19Q_CONTINUUMNew Jersey
19:15.27Q_CONTINUUMMigs: Because Civil War, IIRC
19:15.39ezakimakthere ought to be a minimum population for statehood
19:15.49MigsWe should just declare Canada a state. Maybe we can divide up the territories then and bring the total up to 60.
19:16.04ezakimak64 would be better: 8x8
19:16.08Migsezakimak++
19:16.20MigsWhat are the Canucks going to do? Send a moose stampede at our army?
19:16.42Migsactually, that would be pretty dangerous
19:16.51ezakimakno, but they could throw empty rolls of duct tape
19:17.04ezakimakhas watched too much red green show lately
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20:01.42harleypig51 is prime number
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20:04.53Q_CONTINUUMNOW MAKE IT LOOK GOOD ON THE FLAG
20:05.26ezakimak51 is not prime
20:05.45ezakimakfactors are 3 and 17
20:07.18ezakimakjust merge RI as a county w/another state and it makes room. :)
20:08.43ezakimakheh. RI isn't even the smallest by population. who knew.
20:09.05ezakimakit beats out alaska! the irony.
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20:13.40maheliousmerge delaware and maryland, ri and connecticut, and split california in two.
20:15.44harleypigezakimak: no no ... 51 is a prime ... it must be, it ends with 1. :>
20:16.18ezakimakhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_and_territories_by_population
20:16.46ezakimakwy, dc, vermont, nd, sd, and ak are all tiny
20:17.30ezakimakmerge ak and wa states, call it walaska.
20:18.16harleypigMerge Alaska and Hawaii ... they're really close on the map ... call it Alwaii
20:18.27ezakimakmerge montana and wy
20:18.52ezakimakhawaii can never be accused of being close to anything--it's the most remote place on the planet
20:19.05ezakimakwhy people live there... ?
20:19.09ezakimak:)
20:19.42harleypigezakimak: no, Bouvet Island is the most remote island
20:19.45ezakimakwoa. just noticed there's a moscow in idaho
20:19.50ezakimakwhere's that?
20:20.00harleypigNorth of us
20:20.06Q_CONTINUUMUhhhh Alaska isn't "small"
20:20.14ezakimaknot land wise. people wise
20:20.26Q_CONTINUUMWhile we're at it lets merge California and New York
20:20.34ezakimakthat makes no sense
20:20.35Q_CONTINUUMThen it can be one state of clusterfuck on two coasts
20:20.42harleypig:D
20:20.46Q_CONTINUUMAlaska and Washington have nothing in common either
20:20.47ezakimakbut it already is--they balance out the continent
20:21.17Q_CONTINUUMYou could split Alaska in *two* and both would still be physically bigger than Texas.
20:21.26ezakimakyes,
20:21.32ezakimakbut it's already the 5th smallest state population wise
20:21.40Q_CONTINUUMI would look at the Dakotas, stuff on the east coast
20:21.58harleypigWe need to circumsize Florida
20:22.02Q_CONTINUUMlol
20:22.04ezakimakhehe
20:22.17ezakimakROFL
20:22.31Q_CONTINUUM"This is no longer Florida, it is now the Geriatric Resort Penninsula, and is no longer a state."
20:22.49Q_CONTINUUM"If you move here, you cannot vote in national elections."
20:26.18harleypighttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_U.S._states_by_African-American_population ... So, ummm ... where's the list of US States by (some other 'race') population?
20:26.33ezakimakthat's just lame
20:26.41ezakimaki'm w/whoever the comedian was
20:27.01ezakimak"african-american". they're just *Americans*
20:27.18eightyeightharleypig: +1
20:27.27eightyeightharleypig: yay for reverse racism!
20:27.54ezakimakevery american (save for natives) came from a foreign descent
20:27.55rsimpkinsState problem solved: Add PR, 51. Add Afghanistan, 52. Add Mexico, 53. Texas will leave, 52. California will fall in to ocean, 51. Utah will float up in to sky, 50.
20:28.11ezakimaknice
20:28.46ezakimakjust remove warning labels and the population iq will rise and the next few elections will improve
20:29.52Q_CONTINUUMthe problem is IQ is a curve, so it will rise until its recalculated.
20:29.54rsimpkinsWhen texas leaves, I fully expect a big fence be built around the state... with armed men shooting anyone who tries to cross it.
20:29.56harleypigezakimak: even native americans came from somewhere else
20:30.06ezakimakfrom where?
20:30.31ezakimakacross the bering?
20:30.54harleypighttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usaggeh6KW8 ... They are very carefully not mentioning the race of the beaters ... welcome to another 4 years of escalating race based attacks
20:31.05ezakimaksure, but then the same can be said for most of europe if you wanna go back far enough
20:31.05harleypigezakimak: depends on what you believe
20:31.17harleypigezakimak: exactly my point
20:31.41ezakimakso, the question is how far back do you go to identify race distinctions
20:31.49harleypigwe (humans) have been taking and retaking plots of land for at least 6000 years
20:31.52ezakimakclearly there are races
20:32.01harleypigezakimak: You don't. We're all humans.
20:32.04ezakimakour species is no different than others
20:32.12rsimpkinsezakimak: "American" isn't a race, last I checked. Though maybe some day it will be.
20:32.25ezakimakNative American sure as hell is a race
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20:32.36ezakimakit's also an ethnicity
20:32.51ezakimak(the two are independent, of course, but sometimes tied)
20:33.39ezakimakbut that kind of strengthens the original point
20:33.51ezakimakthat "African-American" is not a race. The race would be "African"
20:33.51rsimpkinsI like the term aboriginal better, just my $.02.
20:33.56ezakimakof African descent
20:34.18ezakimakesp. in light of saying that there is no "American" race
20:34.26harleypigezakimak: actually, african would be inaccurate
20:34.27ezakimak"African-American" would mean a mix
20:35.45ezakimakwell, they're all inaccurate to some extent, i think that's the real point we all agree on
20:36.20ezakimakjust think of what people us the term "Asian" for
20:36.21harleypigwhat we need is an invasion by an alien race ... either we pull our collective heads out of our collective asses or we get subjugated
20:36.22ezakimakand not for
20:36.24harleypigor eaten
20:36.49rsimpkinsI don't know that it matters much, but to each their own. I guess I like all cultures, ethnicities, and backgrounds and see them overlap rather than be distinct.
20:36.55ezakimak"Asian" includes many races, yet we generally only use it for *orientals*
20:37.35ezakimakrace != ethnicity
20:37.59ezakimakboth can and do overlap sometimes
20:38.11ezakimakespecially the more the world travels and intermingles
20:38.39ezakimakbut a majority of people have a predominant race (or races) in their genes
20:39.03ezakimakit really doesn't *mean* anything, it just is
20:42.04harleypigwoah ... Bouvet Island has its own tld ... .bv
20:42.22harleypigBut, it's kind of a useless tld, just like the island itself.
20:50.02ezakimakhey, that's where my secret lair is hidden
20:50.09ezakimakright under the volcano
20:50.56harleypigIt's not so secret any more now is it.
20:51.06harleypigPlus ... how would you get to it wtshtf?
20:51.18ezakimakthe moat has sharks with laser beams
20:51.27harleypigmounted or embedded?
20:51.34ezakimakboth. take no chances
20:51.43ezakimakand they have jet packs
20:51.47harleypigwow
20:51.47harleypig:D
20:52.00harleypigsoooo ... flying sharks with lazer beams
20:52.01ezakimak:)
20:52.04ezakimakyep.
20:52.25harleypighttp://random-thoughts-from-here.blogspot.com/2008/04/government-attaching-laser-beams-to.html
20:52.53ezakimakthe intrusion system merely sprays a mist of warm blood on intrudors.
20:53.05ezakimakthe sharks do the rest
20:54.02harleypigThat would put them into a feeding frenzy ... how would you replenish your supply?
20:54.35ezakimakwow. didn't they make a movie about that stuff?
20:54.49ezakimaksupply of blood? or intrudors to feed them with?
20:55.25harleypigsupply of sharks
20:55.31ezakimakeasy, just do an email blast "you've won a free secluded island vacation!"
20:55.32harleypigthey'll eat each other in the frenzy
20:55.53harleypig... what was the name of that movie with the trained dolphin ...
20:55.56ezakimakhrm. i'll breed smarter sharks
20:56.01ezakimakwilly?
20:56.03ezakimakfree willy
20:56.12harleypigno, that was an orca
20:56.13ezakimakor do you mean flipper
20:56.26harleypigno, 'the government' trained a dolphin to plant bombs ...
20:56.41harleypigeven at 8 years old I thought it was a stupid movie ... but I love stupid movies.
20:56.43ezakimakthought that's what navy seals were for
20:57.21Q_CONTINUUMThe Seals are above that now, they command dolphins, DUH
20:57.28ezakimaki do think training rats to sniff out landmines is a brilliant idea though
20:57.41ezakimakic, so the dolphins are the underwater version of drones
20:57.47Q_CONTINUUMWhy do the work yourself when you can become a manager and get someone ELSE do the dirty work?
20:57.53ezakimakyep
20:57.55Q_CONTINUUMto do*
20:58.05ezakimakthey should train a flock of royal albatross
20:58.09ezakimakthey can carry a payload
20:58.10harleypigThe Day of the Dolphin
20:58.12Q_CONTINUUMAlso if a dolphin blows up underwater you don't have to tell anyone.
20:58.19Q_CONTINUUMIf a Navy Seal dies, that gets reported.
20:58.24ezakimaksometimes
20:58.28harleypigNot always
20:58.35Q_CONTINUUMWell the dude is still dead
20:58.38Q_CONTINUUMand the family knows
20:58.47harleypigIf he has family
20:58.51ezakimak"killed in a training excercise" is what they're told
20:58.56jima13:58 < Q_CONTINUUM> Why do the work yourself when you can become a manager and get someone ELSE do the dirty work?
20:59.01jimaGET BACK TO DOING MY DIRTY WORK
20:59.02Q_CONTINUUMohshit
20:59.04Q_CONTINUUMlol
20:59.23ezakimaki have a friend that was black ops. paratrooper sniper
20:59.28ezakimakhe got injured on a mission
20:59.42ezakimakbecause on the books it was listed as a "training exercise", he got zero benefits to cover his injury
20:59.44jimachris?
21:00.02Q_CONTINUUMwrong channel for that joke to make sense.
21:00.04ezakimakthat is a huge injustice
21:00.15Q_CONTINUUMezakimak: Srsly they don't cover training exercise injuries?
21:00.18Q_CONTINUUMFuck that noise.
21:00.26ezakimakaparently not
21:00.50harleypigyeah ... training accidents are usually human error
21:00.53ezakimakthe guy is seriously bada$$ too. got a congressional medal for rescuing some POWs
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21:01.41ezakimakif we don't care for our own what have we come to?
21:01.57ezakimakesp. the guys that take on the even larger risks!
21:06.55youtah51 stars = 6 rows of alternating 9 and 8
21:15.03Migsthat's just WEIRD
21:15.31MigsI DON'T LIKE CHANGE. Why do you think I'm a REPUBLICAN?
21:17.08Q_CONTINUUMYou don't like change?  We'll just round your bills up to the nearest dollar, thousand, ten thousand, etc since you don't like change, sir!
21:17.16Q_CONTINUUMchuckles
21:18.16ezakimakgood one :)
21:18.21Gatehopes obama leaves him some change
21:18.33ezakimakobama leaving would be a good change
21:20.45Gateezakimak: eek, and get biden?
21:21.14ezakimakwell if he leaves before swearing in for the 2nd term doesn't it go to the runner up?
21:22.00Migsso there's still time?
21:31.48Gatethere is never enough time. Isn't that what special relativity taught us?
21:32.16Q_CONTINUUMOMG WE ARE OUT OF TIEEEEM
21:32.18harleypigor, more than enough time
21:32.31harleypigas long as it happens before time is up
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21:50.18Migs"I passed three abortions and a gay wedding on my way to work this morning."
21:52.48Q_CONTINUUMgasps
21:54.54ezakimak4 couples exercising population control
21:55.41Q_CONTINUUMREDUCING YOUR FUTURE TAX BURDEN!
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22:14.10GateMigs: how do you "pass an abortion"? Are they doing this in the street?
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22:14.52Gateor do you meander through an abortion clinic munching on your breakfast and waving to the doctor?
22:16.08Q_CONTINUUMThat doubles as a chapel
22:18.13ezakimakhe didn't specify the species--it could have been the vet spaying cats
22:33.44Gateezakimak: I would find it difficult to classify that as an abortion....
22:34.08ezakimakspaying a cat that's pregnant is called an abortion when they bill you
22:38.03Gateah
22:41.46Gateso was it a cat wedding too?
22:42.23Gatewe need to crack down on same sex feline marriages. They are a threat to american families everywhere.
22:43.00TeneI'm pretty sure that if one more gay dude marries another gay dude, my marriage will collapse.
22:43.04TeneI heard it on TV.
22:44.33GateJust too much pressure for people to handle!
22:45.03ezakimaki don't understand why straights are so concerned about gay marriage. why not let them be just as miserable. ;)
22:45.24Q_CONTINUUM^
22:47.40ezakimakby definition they are already removed from the gene pool--thus no competition for offspring survival
22:48.58Teneezakimak: I judge my personal success by the united states government's recognition of my ownership of my wife; if gays can use the same word, then it retroactively changes my own marriage.
22:49.14Gatethe wey I see it, gay marriage is feared by those who fear that *their* children are gay and that allowing the behavior legitimizes it for their own kids
22:49.27ezakimakimo marriage should not even be defined by the state--it's a function of religion
22:49.54GateMy mother has repeately told me that her problem with it is that gays don't reproduce they "recruit"
22:49.59ezakimakand what does your wife think about you "owning" her?
22:50.23ezakimakhow's that any worse than religions?
22:50.29Gateezakimak: I think it is the function of the individual, through their religion or lack thereof
22:50.39Teneezakimak: I'm satirically proposing an exaggerated caricature of a viewpoint I disagree with.
22:51.00ezakimakreductio absurdem?
22:51.47Teneezakimak: I don't come to IRC for reasoned legitimate debate.
22:51.48GateYou know the rule: there is no parody so extreme that someone won't mistake it for reality.
22:52.02ezakimakhehe
22:52.20ezakimakjust got my afternoon chuckle. thanks Tene
22:52.37Tenealthough if you really want to know the details of my private life, feel free to /msg
22:52.45ezakimakwell, the amusing thing is some people actually think that way about their wife(s)
22:53.05ezakimakand the gov't
22:53.14ezakimaka lot of people seem to be externally validated
22:53.36ezakimakthey need the law to agree w/their morals to feel justified and "right"
22:55.59macnewboldi agree with the point about the meaning of marriage being decided by the person's religion - i strongly disagree with gov't thinking they have the right to redefine words willy nilly
22:56.52macnewboldif gov't wants to allow for something for LGBT community, great, go for it, but that doesn't mean you can misappropriate words like marriage for it
22:59.51ezakimaki really don't think the word marriage should be anywhere in the law books, other than a placeholder "as defined by the individual"
23:00.42ezakimakthe only place it is really used is for custody, tax law, and next-of-kin matters, which could all use a different, more generic term
23:01.35ezakimaksince there's supposedly no tax benefit to being married vs single and cohabitating, i see no reason for it to be used anyways re tax law
23:02.07ezakimakcall it what it should be in tax law--a fiscal partnership
23:02.49ezakimaksince taxes are just about money--not how/why/reason for two people to consider themselves related

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