| 00:00.08 | RoundyT1 | "Yesterday, Google's annual April Fools' joke featured Google TiSP, a free home wireless broadband service that connected via a 'commode-based router' and runs fiber cabling through the sewer system. This is actually not without precedent. Back in the dot-com boom, delivering broadband through sewers was the focus of CityNet Telecom, which raised $375 million in funding from major VC and private equity firms in 2000 and 2001. Th |
| 00:00.08 | RoundyT1 | e company used remote-controlled robots to lay fiber through sewer lines and actually created sewer-based networks in Albuquerque and Indianapolis before merging with Universal Access in 2003." |
| 00:09.09 | burnthegreat | ewwww |
| 00:09.22 | burnthegreat | I would hate to be the tech who had to go down there to fix things |
| 00:19.36 | *** join/#ubuntu-utah RoundyT1 (n=alex@c-71-195-222-165.hsd1.ma.comcast.net) |
| 00:19.43 | RoundyT1 | ping anyone |
| 00:20.21 | RoundyT1 | I need some ideas...I'm going to start rolling out some designs for mousepads, hoodies, and some shirts and stuff...I need some ideas of what to put on them "sayings" and stuff. |
| 00:21.17 | RoundyT1 | maquis, PING! |
| 00:26.58 | maquis | RoundyT1: check thinkgeek, but remember most of those you can't steal without getting into legal issues |
| 00:28.36 | RoundyT1 | right...i need someone's help making some up for linux users |
| 00:58.48 | RoundyT1 | GEEK Definition: |
| 00:58.48 | RoundyT1 | 1.a peculiar or otherwise dislikable person, esp. |
| 00:58.48 | RoundyT1 | one who is perceived to be overly intellectual. |
| 00:58.48 | RoundyT1 | 2.a computer expert or enthusiast (a term of pride as |
| 00:58.48 | RoundyT1 | <PROTECTED> |
| 00:58.49 | RoundyT1 | 3.a carnival performer who performs sensationally morbid |
| 00:58.51 | RoundyT1 | or disgusting acts, as biting off the head of a live chicken. |
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| 02:58.27 | sontek | atoponce: pong |
| 03:40.55 | *** join/#ubuntu-utah Hunding (n=denns@VDSL-151-118-129-119.DNVR.QWEST.NET) [NETSPLIT VICTIM] |
| 03:55.47 | atoponce | Zelut: ping |
| 05:21.20 | herlo | atoponce: Zelut is probably already asleep, or studying for his exam |
| 05:21.41 | atoponce | yeah |
| 05:21.44 | atoponce | i figured |
| 05:24.38 | burnthegreat | howdy guys [ping] |
| 05:25.27 | herlo | atoponce: I am so tired, been packing all day long. Mostly done with my office and my son's room. Now I have my room, living room, garage and the kitchen left to pack. All before Friday! |
| 05:25.57 | herlo | and I've got to work on Thurs/Fri as well. |
| 05:28.08 | atoponce | where are you moving to? |
| 05:28.37 | herlo | Orem for now, buying a home in the fall |
| 05:28.56 | atoponce | buying the home in orem? |
| 05:29.02 | herlo | at that time, I'll be moving to SLC |
| 05:29.09 | herlo | atoponce: no, otis166 did |
| 05:29.22 | atoponce | cool |
| 05:29.25 | herlo | my home purchase fell through |
| 05:29.53 | atoponce | sorry. that sux |
| 05:29.54 | herlo | and I hate moving. But at least I'll be mostly moved so I just have to do a short little move... |
| 05:30.01 | herlo | atoponce: no worries, it happens |
| 05:31.01 | atoponce | yeah |
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| 13:42.19 | RoundyT1 | good morning everyone. |
| 13:54.11 | scottymuse | howdy. |
| 13:54.43 | RoundyT1 | #ubuntu is riveting. |
| 14:19.07 | *** join/#ubuntu-utah Zelut_ (n=root@kuyaedz.fttp.xmission.com) |
| 14:19.09 | *** join/#ubuntu-utah Zelut (n=christer@kuyaedz.fttp.xmission.com) |
| 14:19.42 | Zelut | morning |
| 14:21.50 | atoponce | morning |
| 14:22.06 | atoponce | Zelut: are you signed in to jabber? |
| 14:22.17 | Zelut | atoponce: not right now. |
| 14:22.24 | atoponce | ok. just making sure |
| 14:22.27 | Zelut | I'm sneaking in a chat during class :) |
| 14:22.32 | atoponce | i've been having jabber issues lately |
| 14:23.31 | herlo | Zelut: you enjoying class? |
| 14:24.07 | Zelut | herlo: yeah |
| 14:24.21 | herlo | good, I won't bug you anymore then |
| 14:24.50 | Zelut | brb |
| 14:25.18 | RoundyT1 | LOL Zelut you sinner |
| 15:07.12 | burnthegreat | morning |
| 15:08.04 | burnthegreat | [ping] |
| 16:20.46 | RoundyT1 | ? |
| 16:21.16 | RoundyT1 | morning |
| 16:21.27 | tristanbob | anyone know why NTP is not installed by default in Ubuntu? isn't accurate time a common need? |
| 16:22.34 | RoundyT1 | ? idk |
| 16:22.37 | RoundyT1 | i dont know * |
| 16:22.55 | atoponce | tristanbob: i am having problems with my jabber. if you wouldn't mind, can you remove my contact and re-add? |
| 16:24.07 | RoundyT1 | does anyone know where i can find an oss "network mapper" program to show like visual setups like cisco stuff? Like workstations located here, router here, with like topology visual stuff, if that makes sense. |
| 16:25.11 | tristanbob | sure |
| 16:25.14 | tristanbob | atoponce: sure |
| 16:25.20 | atoponce | tristanbob: thx |
| 16:25.26 | tristanbob | RoundyT1: take a look at nedi.c |
| 16:25.29 | tristanbob | RoundyT1: take a look at nedi.ch |
| 16:26.12 | RoundyT1 | what's that? |
| 16:26.15 | RoundyT1 | and where is it? |
| 16:26.23 | atoponce | !g nedi.ch |
| 16:26.25 | UtahBot | [22807] trunk/dports/net/nedi/Portfile @ http://lists.macosforge.org/pipermail/macports-changes/2007-March/003447.html | discovery:configuration · NeDi @ http://www.nedi.ch/discovery:configuration | Cisco Blog: Configuration Change Trackin @ http://www.ciscoblog.com/archives/2006/12/configuration_change_trackingbuilt_in.html | nedi version 1.0.w-rc4 for Mac OS X @ http://nedi.darwinports.com/ | jkernsjr / links @ |
| 16:26.25 | UtahBot | http://www.simpy.com/user/jkernsjr/links |
| 16:26.57 | RoundyT1 | ...wow tons of links there... |
| 16:27.21 | atoponce | look at the 2nd link |
| 16:27.34 | RoundyT1 | thnx |
| 16:29.46 | RoundyT1 | You may use the install.sh script in the contrib directory to download and install the latest version automagically. -----what's this mean? |
| 16:29.55 | RoundyT1 | contrib? |
| 16:36.57 | RoundyT1 | omg i just watched the movie. I think i need to go check my pants cause i just shat myself. That program is amazing |
| 16:38.29 | tristanbob | it really is |
| 16:40.07 | RoundyT1 | can i install it on the client side and have it discover everything? |
| 16:45.28 | RoundyT1 | tristanbob, ping! |
| 16:46.51 | *** join/#ubuntu-utah Hundin1 (n=denns@VDSL-151-118-129-119.DNVR.QWEST.NET) |
| 16:46.59 | Hundin1 | Is it possible to convert a system that has 6.10 Desktop edition to 6.06 server for a n00b? or is that a pretty hard thing to accomplish? :-/ |
| 16:48.55 | tristanbob | RoundyT1: I wrote that install.sh script |
| 16:49.16 | tristanbob | and there is a VMware image (about a year old) |
| 16:49.16 | RoundyT1 | it wasn't workin' :( |
| 16:49.47 | tristanbob | Hundin1: never heard of anyone going backwards in version - better to do a fresh install |
| 16:49.59 | RoundyT1 | ya. install from a disk .... |
| 16:50.01 | tristanbob | RoundyT1: http://www.vmware.com/vmtn/appliances/directory/184 |
| 16:50.15 | RoundyT1 | <RoundyT1> can i install it on the client side and have it discover everything? |
| 16:51.18 | RoundyT1 | tristanbob ^^ |
| 16:53.53 | burnthegreat | this medical billing stuff is going over my head |
| 16:54.06 | burnthegreat | i dont know why my work is making me go through training. |
| 16:55.58 | RoundyT1 | ha. |
| 16:56.06 | RoundyT1 | spam incoming ----- |
| 16:56.08 | RoundyT1 | <meta http-equiv="refresh" content="5"> |
| 16:56.08 | RoundyT1 | <?php |
| 16:56.08 | RoundyT1 | $root_path = '/var/www/wallboard/'; |
| 16:56.08 | RoundyT1 | require_once($root_path . 'vars.php'); |
| 16:56.08 | RoundyT1 | ?> |
| 16:56.09 | RoundyT1 | <div class="text_q2"><?php echo $longest; ?></div> |
| 16:56.11 | RoundyT1 | <PROTECTED> |
| 16:56.13 | RoundyT1 | what's this do? |
| 16:58.26 | burnthegreat | it is an include code for functions in a oop php page. |
| 16:59.46 | burnthegreat | err really it is just a in include file.. i dont know if it has objects in it. |
| 16:59.59 | atoponce | Hundin1: you can't go back in installs, from what i understand |
| 17:00.17 | atoponce | Hundin1: there aren't any ways to manage previous dependancy versioning |
| 17:01.58 | RoundyT1 | burnthegreat, what's the 5 mean? content = 5 |
| 17:06.07 | burnthegreat | it is a delay on page reloads i think |
| 17:06.31 | atoponce | refresh the page every 5 seconds |
| 17:06.34 | burnthegreat | err auto reload i mean |
| 17:08.47 | burnthegreat | RoundyT1: |
| 17:08.51 | burnthegreat | http://www.w3schools.com/ |
| 17:09.13 | burnthegreat | that is a great resource to finding web code reffrences |
| 17:09.29 | RoundyT1 | ok |
| 17:09.35 | RoundyT1 | cool thanks |
| 17:09.52 | RoundyT1 | tristanbob, ....got some questions about nedi :_D |
| 17:11.23 | burnthegreat | welcome |
| 17:11.28 | tristanbob | RoundyT1: go ahead |
| 17:11.52 | RoundyT1 | so in this config |
| 17:11.55 | RoundyT1 | file.... |
| 17:11.59 | tristanbob | nedi.conf? |
| 17:12.04 | RoundyT1 | correct |
| 17:12.26 | tristanbob | nedi connects using snmp to your devices and gathers info |
| 17:12.26 | RoundyT1 | do i need to map every single ip of each server on my network in order for it to be included? |
| 17:12.41 | tristanbob | it uses the cdp info to find neighboring devices, and then send snmp to them |
| 17:12.51 | tristanbob | nedi is used for network devices (mainly cisco) |
| 17:13.06 | tristanbob | not really a server tool |
| 17:13.21 | tristanbob | although, it can tell you what IP, MAC address, and switchport your server is plugged into |
| 17:13.28 | RoundyT1 | so...can i view my network setup though? |
| 17:13.38 | tristanbob | what is included in network setup? |
| 17:14.12 | RoundyT1 | haha. view servers, routers, switches, and a firewall? |
| 17:14.34 | tristanbob | it will discover your network gear |
| 17:14.38 | RoundyT1 | rihgt |
| 17:14.56 | RoundyT1 | right* that's what i was hoping...ok, so in order to see that which ip would i use? |
| 17:15.02 | RoundyT1 | use/map |
| 17:15.34 | RoundyT1 | my router ip? |
| 17:17.00 | RoundyT1 | this is what i have. (assuming my router ip is 10.0.0.1) |
| 17:17.01 | RoundyT1 | ;mapip 192.168.0.1 0.0.0.0 |
| 17:17.02 | RoundyT1 | ;maptp 192.168.5.1 2323 |
| 17:17.02 | RoundyT1 | ;mapip 10.0.0.1 |
| 17:21.26 | tristanbob | you can go to #nedi or ask question in the forum as well |
| 17:21.32 | burnthegreat | may i ask what nedi is |
| 17:21.52 | RoundyT1 | an amazing program |
| 17:21.58 | tristanbob | roundy all you need to do is enter your read-only SNMP password and start a discovery with ./nedi.pl -co |
| 17:22.09 | tristanbob | snmp password goes in nedi.conf |
| 17:22.21 | RoundyT1 | how do i know that password? |
| 17:22.25 | tristanbob | nedi will then query your default gateway (the local router) |
| 17:22.31 | tristanbob | RoundyT1: ask your network guys |
| 17:22.39 | RoundyT1 | lol i am the network guy |
| 17:22.44 | tristanbob | :) cisco gear? |
| 17:22.47 | RoundyT1 | ya |
| 17:23.02 | tristanbob | you may not have snmp configured... but it is easy |
| 17:23.46 | tristanbob | snmp-server community yourpasswordhere RO |
| 17:23.52 | tristanbob | that will configure snmp on cisco devices |
| 17:24.09 | tristanbob | and then put that password in nedi.conf |
| 17:27.25 | RoundyT1 | do i need to do it in "enabled" mode? |
| 17:28.24 | tristanbob | yes |
| 17:28.25 | tristanbob | en |
| 17:28.27 | tristanbob | conf t |
| 17:28.29 | tristanbob | enable |
| 17:28.32 | tristanbob | configure terminal |
| 17:28.42 | tristanbob | snmp-server community yourpasswordhere RO |
| 17:28.45 | tristanbob | end |
| 17:28.45 | tristanbob | wr mem |
| 17:29.10 | tristanbob | do you have management IPs on your switches? |
| 17:31.00 | RoundyT1 | not sure...old IT guy never told me anything |
| 17:31.19 | tristanbob | well nedi will tell you once the router is discovered |
| 17:31.29 | tristanbob | what is your local router (default gateway)? |
| 17:31.37 | tristanbob | type of device? |
| 17:32.26 | RoundyT1 | its a cisco router. |
| 17:32.37 | RoundyT1 | 10.0.0.1 |
| 17:33.44 | RoundyT1 | will wr mem reset anything? |
| 17:34.51 | Hundin1 | atoponce: tristanbob thanks for the info. Perhaps it would be easier to just clean this hard drive and install a new server edition. The pretty desktop overhead is killing this poor machine with the VMs running. |
| 17:36.26 | Hundin1 | or at least I hope that is what it is. |
| 17:37.06 | atoponce | Hunding: you may just want to install xubuntu-desktop, and log into that |
| 17:37.10 | atoponce | it's fairly light |
| 17:37.14 | tristanbob | RoundyT1: wr mem saves the config |
| 17:37.31 | tristanbob | after you make a change it is not made permanent until a wr mem is done |
| 17:38.03 | tristanbob | meaning, if you power reset the router it will not have saved any changes you made |
| 17:38.11 | tristanbob | since the last wr mem |
| 17:39.03 | RoundyT1 | tristanbob, ok now where to put this password? |
| 17:39.16 | tristanbob | in nedi.conf |
| 17:39.18 | burnthegreat | right here |
| 17:39.29 | burnthegreat | --> <-- |
| 17:39.45 | tristanbob | :) |
| 17:39.47 | tristanbob | yes in the IRC channel |
| 17:39.50 | tristanbob | NOT!!! |
| 17:39.56 | tristanbob | :) |
| 17:39.57 | burnthegreat | hehe |
| 17:40.14 | RoundyT1 | o |
| 17:40.16 | tristanbob | RoundyT1: after the "comm" variable |
| 17:40.28 | tristanbob | replace the deafult "public" or whatever |
| 17:40.38 | RoundyT1 | my password is roundyt1& |
| 17:40.53 | Hunding | nice...LOL |
| 17:41.10 | burnthegreat | hard core |
| 17:41.13 | RoundyT1 | haha j/k |
| 17:41.36 | RoundyT1 | nah its something hashed (MD5) a bunch of times :-D |
| 17:41.47 | RoundyT1 | anyways -- ok DONE FINALLY |
| 17:41.56 | tristanbob | how many times did you hash "something" |
| 17:42.00 | RoundyT1 | tristanbob, how to discover shiz? |
| 17:42.15 | tristanbob | are you using VM? |
| 17:42.18 | RoundyT1 | lol alot of times but its not the word "something" |
| 17:42.26 | RoundyT1 | no. i installed it on my laptop |
| 17:42.34 | RoundyT1 | in /var |
| 17:42.47 | tristanbob | did you use the install script? |
| 17:42.57 | tristanbob | I hope you read the warnings and requirements if you did |
| 17:43.01 | RoundyT1 | nope - it wouldn't work...sorry... |
| 17:43.27 | tristanbob | well I think I have a manual install info.... |
| 17:43.33 | RoundyT1 | when it asked "1,2, or 3" i would type "3" and hit enter and nothing would happen |
| 17:43.36 | tristanbob | lets move to #nedi |
| 17:44.25 | tristanbob | https://help.ubuntu.com/community/NediHowTo |
| 17:44.32 | tristanbob | I made that a long time ago |
| 17:44.35 | tristanbob | it should still work |
| 17:44.53 | tristanbob | good luck, I need to go |
| 17:49.47 | RoundyT1 | haha ok |
| 18:11.12 | atoponce | ~fix maquis |
| 18:11.17 | jbot | ACTION takes maquis to the vet for a "special" visit. |
| 18:11.17 | atoponce | jbot needs a *lot* more facts |
| 18:11.20 | atoponce | jbot: fix $RoundyT1 is <action> opens the hood of $RoundyT1, looks inside and says "that'll be 500 dollars." |
| 18:11.21 | jbot | ACTION takes $RoundyT1 is <action> opens the hood of $RoundyT1, looks inside and says "that'll be 500 dollars." to the vet for a "special" visit. |
| 18:11.23 | atoponce | ~wake jbot |
| 18:11.24 | jbot | ACTION throws a barrel-full of ice water on jbot and shouts "GOOD MORNING!!!!" |
| 18:11.25 | RoundyT1 | ? |
| 18:11.25 | RoundyT1 | lol |
| 18:12.07 | atoponce | finally |
| 18:12.28 | atoponce | jbot: no, fix $RoundyT1 is <action> opens the hood of $RoundyT1, looks inside and says "that'll be 500 dollars." |
| 18:12.30 | jbot | okay, atoponce |
| 18:13.12 | maquis | hey! |
| 18:13.17 | maquis | i don't want to go to the vet! |
| 18:13.47 | maquis | ~lart atoponce |
| 18:13.48 | jbot | blasts atoponce to oblivion with a kamehameha wave |
| 18:13.57 | maquis | anyone ever had problems with screen not starting? |
| 18:14.11 | maquis | ie... i type screen -d -R<ENTER> |
| 18:14.13 | atoponce | ~fix maquis |
| 18:14.15 | jbot | ACTION opens the hood of maquis , looks inside and says "that'll be 500 dollars." |
| 18:14.15 | maquis | and it just sits there trying to load |
| 18:14.19 | atoponce | there we go |
| 18:14.23 | atoponce | stupid comma |
| 18:14.34 | atoponce | maquis: screen -dr works for me |
| 18:15.57 | maquis | hmmm |
| 18:16.26 | atoponce | is there a process still waiting to finish it your term? |
| 18:16.34 | maquis | atoponce: if you kill -9 <pid> where <pid> is the pid of a shell session inside of screen, that shouldn't b0rk3 anything, should it? |
| 18:16.43 | maquis | atoponce: it's a brand new terminal |
| 18:16.48 | atoponce | shouldn't |
| 18:16.59 | maquis | see... the old terminal wasn't responding at all |
| 18:17.15 | atoponce | i did have issues this morning with my terminal not responding, but seahorse-agent was holding it up |
| 18:17.22 | maquis | and it wouldn't let me disconnect from the screen session, or switch windows within screen or anything |
| 18:17.29 | maquis | and i couldn't kill the window normally |
| 18:17.34 | atoponce | hmm |
| 18:17.35 | maquis | so i used xkill to kill that terminal |
| 18:17.48 | maquis | then started a new terminal and tried to reconnect to screen |
| 18:17.51 | atoponce | what os? |
| 18:17.54 | maquis | and it's not working |
| 18:17.55 | maquis | rhel3 |
| 18:17.56 | atoponce | debian sid? :) |
| 18:17.58 | atoponce | oh |
| 18:18.11 | maquis | about the same age :) |
| 18:18.30 | atoponce | for me, i ran 'ssh-add', then seahorse-agent crashed |
| 18:18.42 | atoponce | so, i reran it, and it just hung my terminal |
| 18:18.45 | atoponce | couldn't do anything |
| 18:19.03 | atoponce | so, i killed it with another terminal, and started over, and all was well |
| 18:19.22 | atoponce | but, apparently, gnupg-agent was conflicting with seahorse-agent, so i uninstalled gnupg-agent |
| 18:19.27 | atoponce | we'll see how that goes |
| 18:27.08 | RoundyT1 | ... |
| 18:27.22 | RoundyT1 | i hate my life |
| 18:28.04 | maquis | RoundyT1: ? |
| 18:28.46 | RoundyT1 | i don't have MySQL access so im about to kill myself...lol i want to get Nagios, and Cacti working |
| 18:29.08 | maquis | RoundyT1: get mysql access |
| 18:29.16 | RoundyT1 | lol |
| 18:29.17 | maquis | or use a different db |
| 18:36.50 | atoponce | no, get mysql access |
| 18:37.18 | maquis | atoponce: sure... and then port that db to something nice like postgres :) |
| 18:52.19 | maquis | atoponce: the solution was to go through and randomly kill -9 terminals until I found the one that I had already xkilled, and then it all started working again |
| 18:52.23 | maquis | :) |
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| 19:20.25 | redbeard1 | Zelut: did you know they sell pam with flour now? very handy for baking. |
| 19:20.56 | Zelut | redbeard1: i'm sure that is handy |
| 19:21.12 | redbeard1 | see, now you've learned another cool thing about pam |
| 19:22.07 | redbeard1 | Q: What sort of authentication scheme do bakers like to use? |
| 19:22.10 | redbeard1 | A: PAM! |
| 19:22.12 | redbeard1 | ha ha! |
| 19:24.16 | Zelut | ~lart redbeard1 |
| 19:24.16 | jbot | send killer squirrels to attack redbeard1 |
| 19:30.56 | redbeard1 | my favorite thing about that joke is that you have to be a geek to get it, and then it's even more painful |
| 19:31.21 | atoponce | maquis: i just say that he needs mysql access because he's an *admin* |
| 19:31.41 | redbeard1 | Zelut: you hear about all those cows they launched into space? |
| 19:31.43 | atoponce | maquis: he needs to tell that former boss of his where to stick it |
| 19:31.48 | redbeard1 | it was the herd shot round the moon |
| 19:32.08 | redbeard1 | oh man. i butchered that one. s/moon/world/ |
| 19:32.23 | atoponce | ~butcher redbeard1 |
| 19:32.25 | redbeard1 | bad jokes only become more painful when one screws them up. |
| 19:34.54 | atoponce | jbot: butcher $redbeard1 is <action> sharpens his cleaver, and smiles devilishly at $redbeard1 |
| 19:34.56 | jbot | atoponce: okay |
| 19:35.07 | redbeard1 | ~butcher atoponce |
| 19:35.10 | jbot | ACTION sharpens his cleaver, and smiles devilishly at atoponce |
| 19:35.28 | atoponce | wait... jbot female or male? |
| 19:35.31 | atoponce | ~gender |
| 19:35.36 | jbot | I'm sexless |
| 19:35.41 | atoponce | oh. ok |
| 19:35.43 | atoponce | :) |
| 19:35.52 | [phoenyx] | lol |
| 19:36.03 | redbeard1 | !geek |
| 19:36.05 | UtahBot | You might be a geek if you have assembled your own Linux distribution, and re-wrote some of the more inefficient code, just for fun. ( Hmmm... it's a thought... ) |
| 19:36.17 | [phoenyx] | ~gender atoponce |
| 19:36.18 | jbot | I heard atoponce is gay. |
| 19:36.25 | atoponce | ~gender [phoenyx] |
| 19:36.28 | jbot | I heard [phoenyx] is sexless. |
| 19:36.46 | redbeard1 | i'm pretty sure gay isn't a gender tho... |
| 19:37.02 | atoponce | ~kiss redbeard1 |
| 19:37.04 | jbot | ACTION forces redbeard1 to give atoponce a big kiss on the hand |
| 19:37.12 | redbeard1 | um. |
| 19:37.13 | redbeard1 | wow. |
| 19:37.21 | atoponce | ... |
| 19:37.37 | Zelut | gay is a gender now huh |
| 19:38.24 | atoponce | ~zelut redbeard1 |
| 19:39.34 | atoponce | ~zelut redbeard1 |
| 19:39.36 | jbot | ACTION explains to redbeard1 that 'gay' is not a gender. |
| 19:40.03 | redbeard1 | and i thought _i_ was being weird. |
| 19:40.14 | atoponce | i need to get to work |
| 19:40.21 | atoponce | jbot: you're distracting |
| 19:59.43 | RoundyT1 | lol |
| 20:03.04 | Zelut | herlo: i just heard bryan refer to root as she. never thought root would have a gender. |
| 20:03.15 | Zelut | ...maybe root is a gender along with gay these days. |
| 20:08.08 | RoundyT1 | root=crootney ? |
| 20:09.48 | [phoenyx] | ~gender root |
| 20:09.49 | jbot | I heard root is hermaphroditic. |
| 20:11.36 | [phoenyx] | ~gender scottymuse |
| 20:11.43 | jbot | I heard scottymuse is hermaphroditic. |
| 20:13.25 | [phoenyx] | hmm |
| 20:13.32 | [phoenyx] | ~gender Zelut |
| 20:13.34 | jbot | I heard Zelut is lesbian. |
| 20:13.38 | [phoenyx] | ~gender Zelut_ |
| 20:13.40 | jbot | I heard Zelut_ is lesbian. |
| 20:14.00 | redbeard1 | Zelut: you like women? |
| 20:14.11 | atoponce | i do |
| 20:14.16 | redbeard1 | me too |
| 20:14.20 | redbeard1 | i must be lesbian too |
| 20:14.36 | atoponce | ~gender redbeard1 |
| 20:14.37 | jbot | I heard redbeard1 is male. |
| 20:14.48 | atoponce | that's no fun |
| 20:16.45 | redbeard1 | it still works with me liking women |
| 20:16.46 | [phoenyx] | ~gender encryptz |
| 20:16.58 | jbot | I heard encryptz is pregnant. |
| 20:16.58 | [phoenyx] | ~gender atoponce |
| 20:17.04 | jbot | I heard atoponce is not sure. |
| 20:17.25 | redbeard1 | encryptz: who's is it? |
| 20:19.53 | encryptz | redbeard1: sorry. i forgot to tell you... |
| 20:21.13 | redbeard1 | oh man. i hope my dad doesnt' find out. |
| 20:21.30 | maquis | ~gender redbeard1 |
| 20:21.31 | jbot | I heard redbeard1 is pregnant. |
| 20:21.50 | maquis | redbeard1: wow... that's pretty quick... have a baby and a month later.... |
| 20:24.05 | atoponce | maquis: not even a month... less than a minute... |
| 20:24.16 | atoponce | i think there's something redbeard1 isn't telling us |
| 20:24.47 | maquis | :) |
| 20:24.54 | maquis | ~gender atoponce |
| 20:24.56 | jbot | I heard atoponce is male. |
| 20:25.07 | atoponce | yes! </napoleon> |
| 20:25.36 | maquis | ~gender maquis |
| 20:25.38 | jbot | I heard maquis is male. |
| 20:25.44 | maquis | hmm... that's news to me |
| 20:26.03 | maquis | ~disambiguate redbeard1 |
| 20:26.05 | redbeard1 | you'd think the beard would give away my gender, really |
| 20:26.23 | maquis | redbeard1: nah... i've heard of women with beards... i've never heard of pregnant men, though |
| 20:26.37 | [phoenyx] | jbot: who are you hearing all of these things from? |
| 20:26.40 | jbot | [phoenyx]: I think you lost me on that one |
| 20:27.38 | atoponce | maquis: you haven't see 'junior', have you? |
| 20:33.18 | herlo | Zelut: nice, I didn't know that either. Bryan could be correct, however. |
| 20:33.29 | [phoenyx] | ~gender maquis' fiancee |
| 20:33.31 | jbot | I heard maquis' fiancee is sexless. |
| 20:33.37 | maquis | atoponce: :) |
| 20:33.47 | maquis | [phoenyx]: that's kinda scary |
| 20:34.46 | Zelut | herlo: wouldn't be surprised if he was |
| 20:34.56 | Zelut | herlo: it's been nice to pick his brain so far |
| 20:35.02 | herlo | Zelut: pay attention to class... |
| 20:35.06 | herlo | :) |
| 20:36.04 | Zelut | herlo: going over permissions right now.. |
| 20:36.37 | herlo | Zelut: ahh |
| 20:37.13 | Zelut | ..and now to SELinux, which I should pay attention to |
| 20:37.19 | herlo | yes, you should |
| 20:52.17 | Zelut | this is some serious voodoo |
| 20:52.37 | redbeard1 | aha! turns out microwave popcorn really _is_ bad for you! |
| 20:52.58 | redbeard1 | sorry, carry on |
| 20:53.16 | burnthegreat | may i ask why you make such a statment? |
| 20:53.47 | redbeard1 | "Workers in several factories that manufacture artificial butter flavoring have been diagnosed with bronchiolitis obliterans, a rare and serious disease of the lungs. The cases found have been mainly in young, healthy, non-smoking males. There is no cure for bronchiolitis obliterans; treatment is a lung transplant." |
| 20:54.14 | burnthegreat | good thing i smoke |
| 20:54.24 | [phoenyx] | redbeard1: so it isn't so much the popcorn, it's the flavoring |
| 20:54.32 | redbeard1 | yeah |
| 20:55.21 | redbeard1 | diacetyl is the ingredient that gives butter its flavor. it's only found in trace amounts in real butter, but artificial butter manufacturers increase its level. |
| 20:55.57 | redbeard1 | in high enough amounts, diacetyl fumes cause scarring of the airways |
| 20:56.15 | burnthegreat | that is kind of scarry |
| 20:56.33 | burnthegreat | where can i buy this stuff? I think i have a house i would not mind gassing. |
| 20:56.42 | burnthegreat | gasing* |
| 20:56.58 | maquis | w00t! |
| 20:57.03 | redbeard1 | ^_^ |
| 20:57.06 | maquis | just got 2 oreilly books for 10$ |
| 20:57.30 | burnthegreat | what books? |
| 20:57.55 | maquis | "Linux Device Drivers" and "Understanding the Linux Kernel" |
| 20:58.00 | maquis | older editions, but still! |
| 20:58.13 | burnthegreat | those are good books |
| 20:58.25 | burnthegreat | I have been wanting to learn embeded linux for a while |
| 20:58.59 | maquis | :) |
| 20:59.15 | burnthegreat | linux and its awesomness ftw! |
| 21:00.05 | RoundyT1 | so i just got my BlackBox Zines in today. It's like Christmas@ |
| 21:00.07 | RoundyT1 | 11 |
| 21:00.23 | burnthegreat | blackbox kind of sucks |
| 21:11.15 | herlo | burnthegreat: scary doesn't have two r's |
| 21:11.26 | herlo | :) |
| 21:12.20 | burnthegreat | yeah it was a type-o |
| 21:12.37 | burnthegreat | i blam the internet though |
| 21:13.14 | [phoenyx] | herlo: diacetyl fumes are scarry (they cause scars) |
| 21:13.32 | redbeard1 | down with diacetyl! |
| 21:14.56 | redbeard1 | diacetyl is extremely flammable too. its flashpoint is only 6C |
| 21:16.11 | redbeard1 | http://ptcl.chem.ox.ac.uk/MSDS/BU/2,3-butanedione.html |
| 21:20.31 | [phoenyx] | redbeard1: don't you use ingredients that contain diacetyl? |
| 21:20.31 | tristanbob | RoundyT1: cacti is an awsome app too |
| 21:20.31 | tristanbob | they have a live cd to install it |
| 21:20.57 | redbeard1 | [phoenyx]: the only one that i know of is real butter, which only has it in trace amounts |
| 21:23.50 | RoundyT1 | ... |
| 21:29.10 | Zelut | |
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| 21:44.45 | herlo | [phoenyx]: I'd agree, but that wasn't his usage |
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| 22:10.58 | atoponce | <PROTECTED> |
| 22:18.33 | maquis | <PROTECTED> |
| 22:21.59 | herlo | <PROTECTED> |
| 22:22.08 | burnthegreat | ping |
| 22:22.11 | herlo | why are we all doing that? |
| 22:22.39 | burnthegreat | don't ask questions. they hurt |
| 22:27.01 | herlo | ~hurt burnthegreat |
| 22:27.07 | jbot | ACTION takes a large hammer and plays whack-the-mole on burnthegreat's hands, laughing all the while |
| 22:36.58 | atoponce | herlo: Zelut started it |
| 22:40.48 | Heartsbane | Alright, what features are you all anxiously awaiting with the Ubuntu Release? |
| 22:53.03 | atoponce | stability |
| 22:58.12 | Heartsbane | All the other releases are stable |
| 22:58.17 | Heartsbane | 6.06 6.10 |
| 22:58.50 | Heartsbane | Linux = Stability 4 ever |
| 22:59.12 | Heartsbane | I got a 114 days on Ubuntu 6.06 box |
| 23:00.12 | Heartsbane | atoponce: Your not really waiting for a particular feature with the new Feisty? |
| 23:00.28 | atoponce | hmmm. not realy |
| 23:00.35 | atoponce | edgy is not stable, btw |
| 23:00.47 | atoponce | one of the worst releases, imao |
| 23:01.31 | Heartsbane | Really cause IMO Breezy-badger was one of the worst |
| 23:01.36 | atoponce | 6.06: yes. 6.10: no |
| 23:01.42 | atoponce | breezy was bad |
| 23:03.12 | Heartsbane | I think I am anxious to choose your, defaults (ie. get rid of Totem) |
| 23:05.26 | Heartsbane | BTW if someone is looking for a Wireless auditing utility, I would like to take the time to suggest WiCrawl |
| 23:10.10 | atoponce | ~troll Heartsbane |
| 23:10.21 | jbot | ACTION hereby declares Heartsbane a troll |
| 23:20.59 | maquis | atoponce: what exactly is imao? |
| 23:21.25 | atoponce | in my arrogant opinion |
| 23:21.39 | atoponce | bbiab |
| 23:21.44 | maquis | lol |
| 23:21.48 | tristanbob | wtf? |
| 23:21.55 | maquis | tristanbob: ??? |
| 23:21.59 | tristanbob | tla |
| 23:22.51 | tristanbob | I think it should be "in my aaron opinion" |
| 23:22.53 | tristanbob | :) |
| 23:23.02 | tristanbob | imto for me |
| 23:23.26 | tristanbob | bbialw - long while |
| 23:35.12 | maquis | tristanbob: as opposed to a little while? |
| 23:36.19 | tristanbob | yup |
| 23:36.28 | tristanbob | but it's all relative |
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