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| 04:26.34 | NickGarvey | !Bugs |
| 04:26.36 | dpkg | error: could not parse |
| 04:26.40 | NickGarvey | !bugs |
| 04:26.42 | dpkg | error: could not parse |
| 04:27.00 | NickGarvey | !lart NickGarvey |
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| 11:31.27 | protocol1 | !beer |
| 11:31.27 | dpkg | methinks beer is liquid gold mate |
| 11:31.27 | Melian | hmm... beer is a sad way to go through life |
| 11:35.56 | protocol1 | !bot |
| 11:35.57 | dpkg | I ain't no stinkin' bot. I am a finely tuned and hand crafted tool. Oh wait... I guess I am a bot (that you should not abuse). |
| 11:35.57 | ubotu | Yep, that's me! I'm a bot alright. Read http://wiki.ubuntu.com/UbotuUsage to find out how to use me. Do NOT play with me in any channel except #debian-bots. |
| 11:36.19 | protocol1 | !food |
| 11:36.20 | dpkg | from memory, food is "any substance that can be metabolized by an organism to give energy and build tissue," according to WordNet 2.0. Electricity for humans. |
| 11:36.20 | ubotu | protocol1: Wish I knew. Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/ |
| 11:36.41 | protocol1 | !water |
| 11:36.42 | dpkg | rumour has it, water is a good drink, if you're poor... |
| 11:36.42 | ubotu | protocol1: What? Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/ |
| 11:36.49 | protocol1 | !soda |
| 11:36.50 | dpkg | Soda is a yummy carbonated drink, or the main form of subsistence for programmers, or actually pop |
| 11:36.50 | ubotu | I haven't a clue, try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, protocol1 |
| 11:36.53 | protocol1 | !tea |
| 11:36.53 | dpkg | somebody said tea was the offical drink of KDE Developers, or not as efficient as koffee, or what makes geiseri want to pea, or part of katie, sanity checks the database, or what biscuits were invented for |
| 11:36.54 | ubotu | protocol1: I haven't a clue, try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/ |
| 11:37.21 | protocol1 | !debian |
| 11:37.21 | dpkg | debian is, like, http://www.debian.org. See http://www.debian.org/doc/manuals/project-history/index.en.html#contents |
| 11:37.21 | ubotu | Debian is "the rock upon which Ubuntu is founded"; see http://www.debian.org Thank You Ian and DEBra Murdock! 1994 Vers. 0.9. Debian and Ubuntu http://www.ubuntu.com/ubuntu/relationship/ |
| 11:37.21 | Melian | it has been said that debian is not Fink. Debian is not Fink. Debian is not Fink. Please repeat that. |
| 11:37.48 | protocol1 | !fart |
| 11:37.48 | ubotu | protocol1: parse error: Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/ |
| 11:38.10 | protocol1 | !mice |
| 11:38.10 | ubotu | parse error: Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, protocol1 |
| 11:38.31 | protocol1 | !marijuana |
| 11:38.31 | dpkg | it has been said that marijuana is a green leaved plant that is often smoked to get high. Try dict marijunana, or note however that it may be outlawed where you live, so check with the authorities where you live!, or don't do drugs mkaaaaaaaaaaay? drugs are mbaaad y'know |
| 11:38.31 | ubotu | protocol1: Some people juggle geese. Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/ |
| 11:38.55 | protocol1 | !homer |
| 11:38.55 | dpkg | WooHoo |
| 11:38.55 | ubotu | protocol1: Wish I knew. Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/ |
| 11:39.04 | protocol1 | !simpsons |
| 11:39.04 | dpkg | SIMPSONS RULE, DUDE!, or check http://www.snpp.com for an authoritative list on the simpsons' goodies :> |
| 11:39.04 | ubotu | protocol1: What? Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/ |
| 11:39.05 | Melian | SIMPSONS RULE, DUDE!, or check http://www.snpp.com for an authoritative list on the simpsons' goodies :> |
| 11:39.20 | protocol1 | !kde |
| 11:39.21 | ubotu | kde is probably A powerful, free desktop environment for UNIX. IRC: #kubuntu #kde ; install from Ubuntu: sudo aptitude install kubuntu-desktop ; ISOs: http://releases.ubuntu.com/kubuntu/breezy/ |
| 11:39.24 | dpkg | kde is, like, a desktop environment based on the Qt toolkit. See http://www.kde.org for release news and other details, or not a window manager, or ask your questions about it in #debian-kde |
| 11:39.26 | protocol1 | !xfce |
| 11:39.27 | dpkg | hmm... xfce is a pretty nifty Desktop Environment. Lightweight, fast, compact. http://www.xfce.org/ . Sarge : apt-get install xfce4 Woody : apt-get install xfce |
| 11:39.27 | ubotu | well, xfce is a lightweight Desktop Environment that uses GTK. to install, "sudo apt-get install xfce4" or "sudo apt-get install xubuntu-desktop". http://www.xfce.org/ |
| 12:32.23 | protocol1 | !counter strike |
| 12:32.23 | dpkg | from memory, counter strike is a game that many would call cheater strike.. |
| 12:32.23 | ubotu | protocol1: parse error: Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/ |
| 12:32.35 | protocol1 | !americas army |
| 12:32.35 | ubotu | protocol1: Did you get hit by a windmill? Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/ |
| 12:32.40 | protocol1 | haha |
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