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00:00.15RichiHabrotman: yes
00:00.32abrotmanRichiH: do you need help changing a factoid ?
00:00.41RichiH!RichiHsmite foo foo foo
00:00.41abrotmanoh .. and
00:00.42ubotuNo idea, try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, RichiH
00:00.54abrotmanheheh
00:01.02abrotmanRichiH: you can use $1 $2 $3 etc
00:01.16RichiHabrotman: with factoids, no. i hate those cmds, though :)
00:01.35abrotmantook me a while to grasp
00:03.57RichiHheh, i imagine
00:04.02RichiHnever got the hang of that
00:05.14dondelelcaroyou can actually use anything... $1 is just easy
00:06.12dondelelcarodpkg: cmd: bleargh (.*?) (.*?) (.*?) is ($1,$2,$3) <action> pukes on $1, seeing $2 and $3 swiming around
00:06.12dpkg...but cmd: is already something else...
00:06.17abrotmanhehe
00:06.22dondelelcarodpkg: CMD: bleargh (.*?) (.*?) (.*?) is ($1,$2,$3) <action> pukes on $1, seeing $2 and $3 swiming around
00:06.22dpkgdondelelcaro: okay
00:06.30dondelelcarodpkg: bleargh foo bar baz
00:06.30dpkg($1,$2,$3) <action> pukes on $1, seeing $2 and $3 swiming around
00:06.53dondelelcarowell, it'd help if I could remember the multi argument specification...
00:07.00dondelelcarolistkeys (.*?) (.*?)
00:07.05dondelelcaro!listkeys (.*?) (.*?)
00:07.06dpkgFactoid search of '(.*?) (.*?)' by key (11 of 15): CMD: netsplit.de (.*?) (.*?) ;; cmd: m-a (.*?) (.*?) ;; cmd: bleargh (.*?) (.*?) (.*?) ;; CMD: locate (.*?) (.*?) ;; CMD: l33tcate (.*?) (.*?) ;; CMD: don't bother (.*?) (.*?) ;; CMD: l33cate (.*?) (.*?) ;; CMD: wikifaq (.*?) (.*?) ;; CMD: dcc send (.*?) (.*?) ;; CMD: diff (.*?) (.*?) (.*?) ;; CMD: calmdown (.*?) (.*?).
00:07.07MelianFactoid search of '(.*?) (.*?)' by key (3): cmd: pay (.*?) (.*?) ;; cmd: calmdown (.*?) (.*?) ;; cmd: make (.*?) (.*?).
00:07.07ubotuFactoid search of '(.*?) (.*?)' by key returned no results.
00:07.18dondelelcaroliteral CMD: l33tcate (.*?) (.*?)
00:07.21dondelelcarodpkg: literal CMD: l33tcate (.*?) (.*?)
00:07.21dpkg"#debian-bots cmd: l33tcate (.*?) (.*?)" is "($2,$1): <reply>$2: ftp://127.0.0.1/upload/$1.exe and also ftp://warez.dal.net/operwarez/$1.exe"
00:07.32abrotmanhehe
00:07.42dondelelcarodpkg: no, CMD: bleargh (.*?) (.*?) (.*?) is ($1,$2,$3): <action> pukes on $1, seeing $2 and $3 swiming around
00:07.42dpkgokay, dondelelcaro
00:07.48dondelelcarodpkg: bleargh foo bar baz
00:44.17abrotmanack!
01:20.20jetscreamerdrack!
01:39.39dondelelcarodpkg: forget CMD: bleargh (.*?) (.*?) (.*?)
01:39.59abrotmandondelelcaro: he quit a while ago
01:40.09dondelelcaroyeah, I noticed
01:40.24dondelelcaroor rather, I just noticed.
01:40.27abrotmanheh
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01:40.43dondelelcarodpkg: forget CMD: bleargh (.*?) (.*?) (.*?)
01:40.43dpkgi forgot cmd: bleargh (.*?) (.*?) (.*?), dondelelcaro
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04:08.50__mikem!gnome
04:08.50dpkgwell, gnome is a desktop environment - see http://www.gnome.org. a little dwarf, or a race in d&d, see #gnome-debian on irc.gnome.org, or - to get gnome, ask about <install gnome>, or the worst, most restrictive pile of horse dung on the face of the planet.
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04:22.54sumojim!
04:22.55ubotusumojim: Syntax error in line 1. Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/
04:23.08sumojim!What is this?
04:23.09Meliansumojim: I think you lost me on that one
04:23.09dpkgsumojim: what are you talking about?
04:23.10ubotusumojim: what are you talking about?
04:23.46sumojimAre all of you bots?
04:23.53abrotmansumojim: this channel is full of bots
04:24.01abrotmanhence the name of the channel
04:24.20sumojimI'm trying to figure out how to use them..... and who is a bot and who isn't
04:24.38abrotmandunno
04:25.02sumojimI'm alowed to play with them here right?
04:25.38abrotmandon't abuse them .. but yes
04:26.26sumojimabuse them meaning?
04:26.26abrotmandon't abuse them ..
04:26.29abrotmandon't start botwars etc
04:26.40abrotmandon't overload them
04:26.41sumojimI'm really not sure what you mean.
04:26.49abrotmangood . then you won't try to do it :)
04:27.04sumojimWell, since I'm new to all this I don't think I'll overload them.
04:27.27sumojim!ubotu
04:27.27dpkgi guess ubotu is the #ubuntu bot, which is also a blootbot like me.
04:27.28ubotuYep, that's me! I'm a bot alright. Read http://wiki.ubuntu.com/UbotuUsage to find out how to use me. Do NOT play with me in any channel except #debian-bots.
04:27.56sumojim!blootbot
04:27.56dpkgi guess blootbot is a severely mutiliated infobot (right now, the code doesn't even look like infobot any more), by xk.  Homepage at http://blootbot.sourceforge.net.  Archive is at http://www.nyip.net/~apt/blootbot. See blootbot debs now in debian, or if you didn't already know this you probably don't want to run a blootbot unless you're very good with perl
04:27.56Melianmethinks blootbot is a severely modified infobot (right now, the code doesn't even look like infobot any more), by xk.  Homepage at http://blootbot.sourceforge.net.  Archive is at http://www.nyip.net/~apt/blootbot. See blootbot debs now in debian, or if you didn't already know this you probably don't want to run a blootbot unless you're very good with perl.
04:28.09abrotmansumojim: try to address a bot like this
04:28.11abrotmandpkg: hi
04:28.11dpkgque tal
04:28.20abrotmansumojim: if you use the ! .. three of them respond :)
04:28.30sumojimahh..
04:28.31__mikemdpkg: holly shit
04:28.32abrotmanMelian: who owns you
04:28.44abrotmanoh well
04:28.49__mikemdpkg: crap
04:28.50dpkgextra, extra, read all about it, crap is if its not crap, its hilarious
04:28.58__mikemlol
04:29.11__mikem!microsoft
04:29.11dpkgi heard microsoft is the soft conglomerate of stature that provides the food to billions of apathetic morons who want to sit on the asses of thier undoing so their minds can melt into the pixelized universe that is The Daily Show
04:29.12Meliansomebody said microsoft was even worse for your computer than DarwinPorts
04:29.12ubotuSome people juggle geese. Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, __mikem
04:29.26__mikem!windows
04:29.26dpkgPCs are like air conditioners, if you open Windows(R) they don't work.
04:29.27ubotumethinks windows is unnecessary - everything runs in linux. Choose your emulator: Cedega, Wine, VMware, Qemu, Xen, CrossOver Office, or find an !alternative
04:29.40__mikemlol
04:29.43abrotman__mikem: try dpkg: microsoft .. etc .. the ! triggers all of them
04:30.04__mikemI know, thats whats so fun about this
04:30.15abrotman__mikem: it's also abusing them .. try not to do that
04:30.29__mikemjust onemore
04:30.33__mikem!apple
04:30.34dpkgi heard apple is a fruit., or a different kind of company, a different kind of computer... http://www.apple.com, or a fruity computer, or the unrootable OS
04:30.34ubotu__mikem: Some people juggle geese. Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/
04:31.16sumojimubotu: cdrdao
04:31.17ubotusumojim: Do they come in packets of five. Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/
04:31.38__mikem!crap
04:31.38dpkgextra, extra, read all about it, crap is if its not crap, its hilarious
04:31.38ubotuMy cat's name is Mittens! Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, __mikem
04:31.51abrotman__mikem: come on ..
04:32.06__mikemok Ill leave
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04:32.42sumojimubotu: anjuta
04:32.43ubotuNot a clue. Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, sumojim
04:32.52abrotmansumojim: anjuta.sf.net
04:32.58abrotmandpkg: anjuta
04:32.58dpkgit has been said that anjuta is a great IDE to GTK+/GNOME for C/C++, similar to KDevelop. It has auto-completion, class/function browser, etc..http://anjuta.sourceforge.net
04:33.15abrotmansumojim: they don't all have the same data
04:33.29sumojimHow do you know who to ask?
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04:33.48abrotmani'm most familiar with dpkg and apt and ravenbird .. the other bots here i don't know
04:34.09abrotmanoh .. i know what paster is too
04:34.21HivemindI was told that I could play with the bots here, is that okay?
04:34.30sumojimHow many bots are here?
04:34.37abrotmanHivemind: just don't abuse them
04:34.45Hivemindabrotman: Yessir
04:34.55Hivemind!beer
04:34.55dpkg[beer] liquid gold mate
04:34.55abrotmansumojim: there are 21 people in the channel .. i'd guess half are bots
04:34.55Melianextra, extra, read all about it, beer is a sad way to go through life
04:35.04abrotmani give up
04:35.33HivemindActually, there is something I need.
04:35.36sumojimWell, I did that at first not realizing that was abuse.
04:35.52HivemindThat's abuse? Whoops.
04:36.04HivemindClearly we have different defintions of play.
04:36.27sumojimHivemind, yea... using the '!' calls all of them at once and I guess overloads them.
04:36.28abrotmanit's not really abuse .. but it triggers them all needlessly
04:36.31sumojimis that right?
04:37.05abrotmandpkg: help
04:37.09abrotmannice
04:37.14abrotmandpkg: listkeys help
04:37.16dpkgFactoid search of 'help' by key (15 of 72): _default help ;; and debhelper ;; can anyone help me ;; communicator-nethelp-407 ;; communicator-nethelp-45 ;; could anyone help me ;; debhelper ;; debhelper4 ;; debian help ;; debian-help-de ;; freebsd help ;; linuxhelp ;; markybob help ;; ppp-for-palm-help ;; sun help.
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09:15.41bkapt: snmpd.conf
09:15.45bkdpkg: snmpd.conf
09:15.56bkapt: listkeys snmp
09:16.11bkapt: ucd-snmp
09:16.12aptVarious tools relating to the Simple Network Managemnet Protocol. URL: http://ucd-snmp.ucdavis.edu/
09:16.13bkapt: snmpd
09:16.15apti guess snmpd is appears to be broken under debian... try CMU snmpd, it's non-free but works.
09:16.21bkapt: listvals snmpd.conf
09:16.36bkapt: listvals MyROSystem
09:16.43bkworthless.
09:16.47bkdpkg: listvals MyROSystem
09:16.52dpkgFactoid search of 'MyROSystem' by value (1): snmpd.
09:16.56bkdpkg: snmpd
09:16.56dpkgwell, snmpd is Simple Network Management Protocol Daemon.  you need to edit /etc/snmpd/snmpd.conf "access MyROSystem ""     any       noauth    exact  system    none   none", change 'system' under read to 'all' to get mrtg working.
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14:33.23nuxilubotu mplayer
14:33.24ubotusomebody said mplayer was https://wiki.ubuntu.com/MplayerInstallHowto  For compiling, see: http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=31061
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15:50.25dererktengo la duda que es wiki????
16:25.02jetscreamer!br
16:25.02dpkgEsse canal e apenas em ingles. Por favor, use #debian-br (/j #debian-br) para ajuda em portugues.
16:25.03ubotuPor favor use #ubuntu-br (/j #ubuntu-br) para ajuda em portugues. Obrigada.
16:25.07jetscreamer!es
16:25.07dpkgHispanohablantes: Por favor usen #debian-es, alli obtendran mas ayuda.  Spanish Speakers: Please use #debian-es, there you will get much more help.
16:25.07ubotuHispanohablantes: Por favor usen #ubuntu-es, #kubuntu-es o #edubuntu-es, alli obtendran mas ayuda.
16:25.17jetscreameres todo yo sabe
16:25.49jetscreamerasi, no lo sabe done esta la wiki, pero possible los personas in las canales del otra lengues sabes
16:25.56jetscreamers/done/donde/
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16:41.05dererkjetscreamer, dude, I was just testing a bot! XD
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17:50.26nuxilubotu mp3
17:50.27ubotusomebody said mp3 was a non-free format. To enable mp3 capability, read https://wiki.ubuntu.com/RestrictedFormats
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18:09.44jetscreameroh :)
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18:33.42nuxilubotu nvidia
18:33.43ubotu[nvidia] at https://wiki.ubuntu.com/BinaryDriverHowto/Nvidia or http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=57368
18:34.57jetscreamerdpkg: listkeys nvidia
18:34.58dpkgFactoid search of 'nvidia' by key (15 of 70): #debian nvidia ;; CMD: nvidiasmite (.*?) ;; _default nvidia debs ;; _default nvidia install ;; _default nvidia one-liner ;; _default nvidia-howto ;; new nvidia drivers ;; nvidia ;; nvidia guide ;; nvidia slow ;; nvidia-graphics-drivers ;; nvidia-installer ;; nvidia-installer really sucks ;; start an nvidia war ;; udev nvidia.
18:35.40jetscreamer!nvidia-installer
18:35.40dpkgit has been said that nvidia-installer is a clever cross-platform way of installing nvidia's proprietary drivers, which works fine on systems with stupid package managers (i.e. not so good with Debian). more specifically, prone to dying if any X or kernel related packages are upgraded or removed. see <nvidia-howto>, or <nvidia one-liner>
18:35.40ubotujetscreamer: parse error: Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/
18:38.30nuxilok thxz
18:41.33jetscreameractually i was looking for my one line nvidia installer factoid
18:42.53nuxillol
18:43.22jetscreameryou need the kernel-headers, and in the sh NVIDIA-(whatever).run command line, --kernel-include-path=/usr/src/kernel-headers-`uname -r`/include   <--no trailing /
18:43.38jetscreamerapt-get install kernel-headers-`uname -r`
18:43.47jetscreamerget the installer, and do that
18:44.40jetscreameralso if you have compiled your own kernel, and the source is still there, the installer finds it automagically and no need for the kernel-include-path. the nv-installer will tell you that command is deprecated, but it will stil function
18:45.22jetscreamerheh... also, the nv-installer will tell you, when you use the --kernel-include-path dircetive, that the command is deprecated
18:45.26jetscreameris what i meant
18:46.14jetscreameri compile my own kernels and just use the -anN switches
18:46.39jetscreamersh NVIDIA(blah).run -A | less  for the full list
18:47.47jetscreamerremember that when xorg or whatever gets a major enough revision, you will need to --uninstall the driver before reinstalling
18:48.47jetscreamerand /join #nvidia for more help
18:49.34jetscreamerhttp://hfds.com/debian_files/xorg.conf.txt  for a few nvidia options in the .conf
18:49.42jetscreamerafter you get it installed
18:51.30jetscreamerduh
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19:45.08nuxilubotu repos
19:45.09ubotuTo enable Universe and Multiverse see http://wiki.ubuntu.com/AddingRepositoriesHowto - Official sources.lists here: http://paste.ubuntu-nl.org/6047 (Breezy) or http://paste.ubuntu-nl.org/6666 (Dapper) see also !easysource
19:45.20nuxil!easysource
19:45.21ubotuFor an easy to use custom sources.list creator, visit http://ubuntulinux.nl/source-o-matic
19:57.53nuxilubotu mplayer
19:57.54ubotumplayer is, like, https://wiki.ubuntu.com/MplayerInstallHowto  For compiling, see: http://ubuntuforums.org/showthread.php?t=31061
20:48.37nuxilubotu mythtv
20:48.38ubotuhmm... mythtv is for watching TV in Linux.  Check out http://ubuntu.wordpress.com/2005/12/16/instructions-to-install-mythtv/
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22:38.19__mikem!microsoft
22:38.19dpkgmicrosoft is probably the soft conglomerate of stature that provides the food to billions of apathetic morons who want to sit on the asses of thier undoing so their minds can melt into the pixelized universe that is The Daily Show
22:38.20Melianit has been said that microsoft is even worse for your computer than DarwinPorts
22:38.20ubotuNo idea, try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, __mikem
22:39.07__mikem!bot
22:39.07dpkgI ain't no stinkin' bot.  I am a finely tuned and hand crafted tool.  Oh wait... I guess I am a bot (that you should not abuse).
22:39.07ubotuYep, that's me! I'm a bot alright. Read http://wiki.ubuntu.com/UbotuUsage to find out how to use me. Do NOT play with me in any channel except #debian-bots.
22:39.21__mikem!abuse
22:39.21dpkgRAPE! RAPE!! Don't ever come near me again!
22:39.22ubotu__mikem: I don't know, try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/
22:39.26__mikemlol
22:39.31__mikem!apl
22:39.31dpkgapl is probably like a  double-decker bus. It takes rows and columns of passengers to the same place all at the same time but it drives only in reverse and is instrumented in Greek. or an acronym for A Programming Language, or http://www.chilton.com/~jimw/
22:39.32ubotu__mikem: I give up. Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/
22:39.44__mikem!c++
22:40.00__mikem!c
22:40.00dpkgSee, or S-E-E. If you're too lazy to spell it out, we're too lazy to help you.
22:40.01ubotuWish I knew. Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/, __mikem
22:40.17__mikem!assembly
22:40.17dpkgi heard assembly is slang for assembly language
22:40.18ubotu__mikem: Bugger all, I dunno. Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/
22:40.25__mikem!assembly language
22:40.25dpkgit has been said that assembly language is one step above machine language.  It was first featured in the DEC PDP-1 and since has conceptually become the standard for lowest-level programming.
22:40.26ubotu__mikem: Huh? Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/
22:40.56__mikem!you suck
22:40.56dpkgDream on, __mikem.  These lips will never touch your flesh.
22:40.57ubotu__mikem: No idea, try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/
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22:41.07__mikemholly crap thats inappropiate
22:41.17__mikem!thats sick
22:41.17ubotu__mikem: My cat's name is Mittens! Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/
22:41.32__mikem!mac
22:41.32dpkgmethinks mac is see also nameififrename
22:41.32ubotu__mikem: No idea, try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/
22:41.38__mikem!ubotu sucks
22:41.39ubotusucks is probably a word you should NOT use in #ubuntu
22:41.50__mikem!I am not in #ubuntu
22:41.50ubotu__mikem: Some people juggle geese. Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/
22:42.03__mikem!holly crap
22:42.04ubotu__mikem: My cat's name is Mittens! Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/
22:42.18__mikem!my cat's name is MIttens
22:42.19dpkgokay, __mikem
22:42.19Melian__mikem: okay
22:42.19ubotu__mikem: okay
22:42.22__mikemlol
22:42.37__mikem!get out
22:42.38ubotu__mikem: I haven't a clue, try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/
22:42.43__mikem!bot abuse
22:42.45ubotubot abuse is, like, totally, a bannable offense
22:42.51__mikemlol
22:42.54__mikem!no ops here
22:42.55ubotu__mikem: Did you get hit by a windmill? Try searching at http://ubuntu.cc.com.au/
22:56.49mikemdebby: bot
22:57.20mikemseveas, is there a legal way to experiment with the bots in here without raising a fus
22:57.48Seveasuse /msg
22:58.15mikemok thanks
22:58.39mikemlike that?
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23:21.38mikemseveas besides dpkg and ubotu what other screen names are bots
23:22.13Seveas!help
23:22.25Seveasonly those and Melian respond to !help :)
23:23.36mikem!help /msg me
23:23.43mikemo wait there it goes
23:25.56mikem!help /msg help
23:26.10mikem!help sucks
23:26.21mikem!help
23:27.29cirdannot all bots use !
23:29.10mikema little help would be nice
23:29.37mikem@
23:29.58mikemdpkg has a mouth like a drunken sailor
23:30.11cirdandpkg: @
23:30.11dpkgrumour has it, @ is where it's at
23:30.43mikemwhat other punctuations are there
23:31.36mikem# what
23:34.33mikem$ what
23:34.40mikem% percent
23:35.01mikem^ up
23:35.13mikemwhat other triger characters are there
23:38.55cirdananything
23:39.04cirdan~tell mikem about help
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